Neverending Limerick

CheleB

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Well I've seen how clever you all are now let's put it to the test. Let's start the funniest and longest limerick ever! Each player writes two lines which rhyme. The next player then writes two rhyming lines. No - you don't have to rhyme with the player before you - just make us laugh. I'll start :)

There was an old man from Calcutta
Who spoke with a really bad s-s-stutter.
 
He found a dead toad,
Squashed flat on the road

(lol that's pretty gross :lol:)
 
He put the toad in the oven to roast
Had it BBQ sauce on toast.
 
LMFOA!!!!!

His heart did stop
And dead he did drop
 
The old man to wink
And gobble him in a blink
 
And finish the meal with some gin.

Once there was a man with no kin...
 
He lived alone in the wood
I think he was up to no good
 

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