Let Me Tell You About The Time... ~Shareing our favorite moments~

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Let me tell you about the time...
(wow, all I ever talk about is car stuff.)

Here is the brief recap of "A phone conversation between me and a man selling a trailer on craigslist."

Me: "Hi, I'm calling about the trailer for sale on craigslist."

Giggly teenage girl on the other end: "*giggles*Huh?"

Me: hmm, I must have dialed the wrong number... "Um, yeah, the trailer on craigslist?"

GTGOTOE: "*giggles* Oh! That must be my dad's... I have his phone right now." *giggles* *more giggling is heard in background*

Me: "Um, could you have him call me back when he gets this message...?"

GTGOTOE: *giggles* "um, sure... um, *giggles* yeah, I can do that."

(I somehow managed to get out of this awkwardness...)

(finally get a hold of the dad)

Me: "Hi, I'm calling about the trailer for sale on craigslist."

Him: "Yeah. What about it?"

Me: "well, what can you tell me about it?"

Him: Well, Its a 15 footer. Single axle. Built real strong."


(Note: when it comes to trailer size, a few things are important: 1. factory made trailer come in 2 foot increments. 15 feet does not fall into this category. 2. 15 Feet is too long for a single axle trailer.)


Me: "hmm, okay... Do you have a title for it?"

Him: "Nope. It don't need one."

Me: "Actually, I just got off the phone with the DMV. I can't buy it with out a title."

Him: "Yeah you can. If you want a title, you can just go down and have them print you one."

Me: "No, I have to have the title in order to make the transaction."

Him: "Look, this trailer ain't got a title, It's from Oklahoma. you don't need a title there."

Me: "Maybe so, but in Arkansas we need a title."

Him: "What I'm tryin' to tell you is it don't need a title."

Me: "No, according to the DMV, I have to have a title in order to purchase it."

Him: "Look, What I'm TRYING to tell you is you DON'T need a title."

Me: "Well, I'll think about it... Thanks for your time..."
 
Lol that's hilarious...yeah....I've had to deal with a lot of people who act like this, lol.

(I WILL post soon....I WILL I WILL!)
 
So are German Shepherd Misty, was expecting to have pups. She was quite vast for being pregnant. Well, on the day she decided to have them, was one of those days I was really zoned out. :P

Me: *I go check out on the dogs, like I casually do. And when I arrive there, I see Misty licking one black puppy. I rushed inside.* :Mom! Mom! Misty is licking a brown potato!

Mom: *Gives me a, 'what the.' Look* brown potato? Well...Are you sure she isn't chewing on a tree branch?

Me: Um...well that would be it. *I go sit down for a minute, and watch some TV. After an hour I decided to go check on Misty once again. I look out and their was two brown pups. I once again scurry in.* "Mom! Misty is now licking two potatoes."

Mom: *Bolts from the chair and looks for some shoes.*

Me: *I give her a questioning look.* "Where you going?*

Mom: "She's having pups, I forgot today was the due date." *Finally finds them, and darts outside.*

Me: *I stare blankly for a second* "Today is her due date for pups?"

Mom: *She scurried in* "Get me some rags to wrap the pups in!"

Me: *I shrug and grabbed one hand towel, and go outside handing it to her.

Mom: -_- "Seriously, I don't think one rag is going to carry three pups." *She sets the dirt covered pups in her shirt and walks back in.

Me: *I looked at the pups then Misty.* "Oh Misty is having pups!" *I helped inside, and into the bathroom.
 

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