Let Me Tell You About The Time... ~Shareing our favorite moments~

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Let me tell you about the time...
(wow, all I ever talk about is car stuff.)

Here is the brief recap of "A phone conversation between me and a man selling a trailer on craigslist."

Me: "Hi, I'm calling about the trailer for sale on craigslist."

Giggly teenage girl on the other end: "*giggles*Huh?"

Me: hmm, I must have dialed the wrong number... "Um, yeah, the trailer on craigslist?"

GTGOTOE: "*giggles* Oh! That must be my dad's... I have his phone right now." *giggles* *more giggling is heard in background*

Me: "Um, could you have him call me back when he gets this message...?"

GTGOTOE: *giggles* "um, sure... um, *giggles* yeah, I can do that."

(I somehow managed to get out of this awkwardness...)

(finally get a hold of the dad)

Me: "Hi, I'm calling about the trailer for sale on craigslist."

Him: "Yeah. What about it?"

Me: "well, what can you tell me about it?"

Him: Well, Its a 15 footer. Single axle. Built real strong."


(Note: when it comes to trailer size, a few things are important: 1. factory made trailer come in 2 foot increments. 15 feet does not fall into this category. 2. 15 Feet is too long for a single axle trailer.)


Me: "hmm, okay... Do you have a title for it?"

Him: "Nope. It don't need one."

Me: "Actually, I just got off the phone with the DMV. I can't buy it with out a title."

Him: "Yeah you can. If you want a title, you can just go down and have them print you one."

Me: "No, I have to have the title in order to make the transaction."

Him: "Look, this trailer ain't got a title, It's from Oklahoma. you don't need a title there."

Me: "Maybe so, but in Arkansas we need a title."

Him: "What I'm tryin' to tell you is it don't need a title."

Me: "No, according to the DMV, I have to have a title in order to purchase it."

Him: "Look, What I'm TRYING to tell you is you DON'T need a title."

Me: "Well, I'll think about it... Thanks for your time..."
 
So are German Shepherd Misty, was expecting to have pups. She was quite vast for being pregnant. Well, on the day she decided to have them, was one of those days I was really zoned out. :p

Me: *I go check out on the dogs, like I casually do. And when I arrive there, I see Misty licking one black puppy. I rushed inside.* :Mom! Mom! Misty is licking a brown potato!

Mom: *Gives me a, 'what the.' Look* brown potato? Well...Are you sure she isn't chewing on a tree branch?

Me: Um...well that would be it. *I go sit down for a minute, and watch some TV. After an hour I decided to go check on Misty once again. I look out and their was two brown pups. I once again scurry in.* "Mom! Misty is now licking two potatoes."

Mom: *Bolts from the chair and looks for some shoes.*

Me: *I give her a questioning look.* "Where you going?*

Mom: "She's having pups, I forgot today was the due date." *Finally finds them, and darts outside.*

Me: *I stare blankly for a second* "Today is her due date for pups?"

Mom: *She scurried in* "Get me some rags to wrap the pups in!"

Me: *I shrug and grabbed one hand towel, and go outside handing it to her.

Mom: -_- "Seriously, I don't think one rag is going to carry three pups." *She sets the dirt covered pups in her shirt and walks back in.

Me: *I looked at the pups then Misty.* "Oh Misty is having pups!" *I helped inside, and into the bathroom.
 

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