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[Delta1_05]

I'm trying to remember some of the conversations people have...

Oh, yeah, Emirates (your rival if you're a girl) gets kidnapped by Al Qaida in... Salt Lake City! That one. And Professor G (named after our science teacher, Mr. G) his father is frantic. "Virgin! Please go to Kansas City and find my friend Bill Gates who owns the gym. Just be warned - Gates tends to attack without warning, so let's hope he's figured out the answer to the universe, then he'll be in a good mood!"

Oh, drat, my inbox is full. What shall I delete?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

I'm going to go on a quick tangent here.

This song is surprisingly emotional.

From how I hear it, there's a snow-covered forest. The moon shines over it, illuminating the pure, soft stillness. Under a tree, a little boy, wrapping himself deeper into his coat, slowly closes his eyes. He hears the soft singing of angels, and knows he's about to go to a happier place. Smiling, he is finally whisked away by the angels, singing him to his eternal reward all the way. As he looks back, the singing of the angels mixes with his friends' sobs and tears, as they touch what was once the little boy's frozen body.

Like this one, right here.

In this song, it sounds like the apocalypse is slowly closing in on you. Everywhere you look, it seems desolate, despite it being just like every day. Standing at a fork in the road of your small town, you turn to your friend, the kind, strong boy who's been by your side ever since you were little kids. As doom slowly becomes closer and closer to you, he envelops you in one, final hug. Hope rises in your heart as all feelings of dread are whisked away, but they don't quite last. Everyone else is screaming, moaning, fainting, falling to their knees and begging for mercy... All except you. Batting away those final tears, you look up to your friend's face, and smile.

As you wake up and, somehow, hear bells toll, you look around. All buildings have been destroyed, all animals, people, things... gone. You get up from underneath some rubble, shakily stand up, and look around. The sky reflects the now obliterated town, as a storm approaches. You remember your friend, and find him laying rather still underneath what was once part of the well you and your friends would sit at. Gently brushing a rock off his cheek, you check his pulse. ...Dead. The wind picks up with a mournful, soft howl as you kneel down, bury your head in his now cold chest, and begin to sob.

...Wow, that was depressing AND off topic! XD Two for one! Man, I need sleep.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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XD Good one!

Does the answer to the universe affect the story in any way?

 

[Delta1_05]

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XD Good one!

Does the answer to the universe affect the story in any way?

Not yet. Perhaps Bill Gates would be able to answer that one

There's a nother one, Salt Lake City gym leaders are joint - Gordon Brown and Tony Blair.

Baracka Bama: What are you doing in the States?
Gordon Brown: Er... trying to learn how to run a country?
Baracka Bama: Have you obtained a lease for that building over there? *points at gym*
Tony Blair: Of course! All our actions are perfectly illegal!
Baracka Bama: And what's happening to Britan while you guys are away on extended vacation?
Gordon Brown: It's going on the stock market
Tony Blair: I gave it to my wife.

 

[channonchickens]

can I join?

 

[77horses]

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PM me if you want to join

 

[iluvsedward]

up's what?

 

[User66184]

eht yks

 

[iluvsedward]

like I havn't heard that one

 

[BirdNut]

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