Great ideas, everyone
I should definitely write a story about a pig rampaging throguh New York one day.
Janie: (brightly) Ma-TIL-da! Its lovely to see you! Hows it going? You got yourself a lovely man yet?
Tilly: (clears throat) Good to see you too, mum.
Henry: Dont mind her, Tilly. The old sods on my back every single day. Shes worried about her extraordinary genes not dying out.
Tilly: Now, why arent you out of here already?!
Henry: (grinning) Not all of us are kick-ass rich like our lil sister who goes on holiday for a living.
Tilly: (rolls eyes) Henry, last time I went to Hawaii, I got to go into the terminal for a six-hour nap in a rip-off B&B before I was on my way again. Sounds like the kind of holiday Id pay for. Yeah, they made me pay for it all right.
Henry: Not as much money as your relatives think, huh?
Tilly: Hit the nail on the head there.
How's it sound? I'm not sure if BYC will edit out 'ass'.