°The Flight of the Burritos° A RP of Dorito's Vengeance

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TheKindaFarmGal said:
I'd have to think about that, lol.
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Hehehe.............................

Scientist Albert glowers at nothing, comprehending the fact he was just defeated by burritos.
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Bob the burrito continues to run with the goop in his hands.
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Bell Pepper starts dancing.
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Blue the Doberman starts dancing.

My charries really like dancing.
PeepersMama said:
If you decide not to, kfg, then I'll make his assistant
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Queso sneaks into the old chipotle kitchen, sniffing the air mournfully. "Oh burritos, I miss you so" he whimpered sadly. Suddenly his ears pricked straight up, and he dove underneath the counter."TORTILLAS!!!!!" He howled with glee, clawing them up to wear he could reach them. He grabbed the bag and ran, drool dripping from his jaws at the horrible temptation of just eating them now.
 
Name: Minnesota Cuke (MC)
Age: 1 year
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Doberman
History: belonged to a doritos factory worker. When doritos briefly lost business due to the new chipotle that had been put in next-door, his owner (Vic) was fired and couldn't afford to keep MC. MC hates and despises burritos because of this.
Description of Bodily Attributes: is actually a doberman/husky mix. solid black with blue eyes. Built like a super fluffy doberman.
Personality: Spazzy, freaks out with sorrow randomly, thinks every human he sees is Vic.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups: none
Other: Is gluten-free/has canine version of Celiac's disease.
Username: PeepersMama
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: sure



Burrito Form*
Name: Bob the Goat (BG)
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): GLUTIN FWEE
What kind of meat:GOAT
Vegetables?: lettuce, beans, peppers, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños
Cheese?: GOAT CHEEZE
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": GUACAMOLEH, pio DE gallo
Your spiciness level: 20
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: yes, but not enough to dampen the spiciness
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: after three bites your mouth goes numb and you can't taste it at all :P
Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: frozen - if the ice could freeze da spiciness
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: what commercial company would make a burrito this spicy?!
Username: unknown :cool:
 
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PeepersMama said:
Name: Minnesota Cuke (MC)
Age: 1 year
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Doberman
History: belonged to a doritos factory worker. When doritos briefly lost business due to the new chipotle that had been put in next-door, his owner (Vic) was fired and couldn't afford to keep MC. MC hates and despises burritos because of this.
Description of Bodily Attributes: is actually a doberman/husky mix. solid black with blue eyes. Built like a super fluffy doberman.
Personality: Spazzy, freaks out with sorrow randomly, thinks every human he sees is Vic.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: open
Children/Pups: none
Other: Is gluten-free/has canine version of Celiac's disease.
Username: PeepersMama
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: sure



Burrito Form*
Name: Bob the Goat (BG)
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): GLUTIN FWEE
What kind of meat:GOAT
Vegetables?: lettuce, beans, peppers, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños, jalapeños
Cheese?: GOAT CHEEZE
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": GUACAMOLEH, pio DE gallo
Your spiciness level: 20
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: yes, but not enough to dampen the spiciness
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: after three bites your mouth goes numb and you can't taste it at all
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Are you frozen, undiscovered, or hidden?: frozen - if the ice could freeze da spiciness
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: what commercial company would make a burrito this spicy?!
Username: unknown
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I am laughing historically right now, XD!
 
WHAT IN THE NAME OF SIRIUS HAPPENED HERE?!?!? :th
Okay, all forms accepted and I'm officially dead with hilarity. :lau :th
 
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