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Fanci Feathers Marans said:
While Crooked River had gone to look for Pringles in the volcano, Rebecca marched up to Alberto to confess her love, but instead found him in the arms of none other than Fran. After buying him all those Starbucks drinks and everything, he was going to fall for the Barista? How could she have forseen this?
"See, I came here to have a good time but I honestly feel so attacked right now! " She said in a fit of tears, Rebecca jumped in a steam-powered hoola hoop and hoola'd to the moon. Then she became the moon.

9loves, however, was having trouble finding chickn. Then he spotted Col. Kernel, and since his vision was so bad, he thought it was his beloved and began plucking out his feathers and preparing a pot for stew.
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Kernel squawked and ran away at the sight. How could someone be so bold a to purposefully show off their chicken skin?
 
Fanci Feathers Marans said:
While Crooked River had gone to look for Pringles in the volcano, Rebecca marched up to Alberto to confess her love, but instead found him in the arms of none other than Fran. After buying him all those Starbucks drinks and everything, he was going to fall for the Barista? How could she have forseen this?
"See, I came here to have a good time but I honestly feel so attacked right now! " She said in a fit of tears, Rebecca jumped in a steam-powered hoola hoop and hoola'd to the moon. Then she became the moon.

9loves, however, was having trouble finding chickn. Then he spotted Col. Kernel, and since his vision was so bad, he thought it was his beloved and began plucking out his feathers and preparing a pot for stew.
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"Rebecca, no!" Alberto cried. "I love you!" he broke down onto his knees and sobbed. The love of his life had yeeted away to the dark night above. He didn't know what to do now. He didnt mean to attack her, by just being around another girl. He felt like a cold pancake from Denny's. How could he ever get her back now?
 
Flufferes said:
"Rebecca, no!" Alberto cried. "I love you!" he broke down onto his knees and sobbed. The love of his life had yeeted away to the dark night above. He didn't know what to do now. He didnt mean to attack her, by just being around another girl. He felt like a cold pancake from Denny's.
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Fran felt bad. She patted Alberto on the back and gave him some warm pancakes.
 
Flufferes said:
"wow, how fancy" He said as Fran began to practice her seemingly natural bio luminescence. Then he started holding the glowstick up to the cave walls. There were carvings of pringles. and Cheese-its. And Club crackers. "I wonder what this is." he said
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Fran tried to eat the club crackers. She loved club crackers. And cheez-its. Fran thought about how wrong it was not to pay taxes. Shrugged. And moved on with the cracker carvings.
 
Flufferes said:
"You are such a multitasker." He said admiringly, Then looked off in the distance to the cold metal wall. He didnt know if he loved Fran or not. She had gotten him through so many rough times, like breaking into Macy's, hunting down the Mazda when it got stolen, or who could forget the time she slapped the guy behind the counter at Denny's when they served him cold pancakes. She was his best friend. Then he decided, that wasnt going to change. They would stay best friends. He would continue to live for Rebecca. There were hurdles he had to jump with that, though. Crooked River was in the way. And Noodles maybe. He wasnt exactly sure. Then he realized he was staring at the wall for a long time and looked back at Fran, but was side tracked because, there, Behold! Behind Fran floated Crooked River, in the spirit! He had died. A perfect match for Rebecca now, since alas she was dead too. But wait, were there bodies on the floor? Why had no one called the cleaning department yet? He sighed, very confused- finally concluding that Crooked River was too hawt, hawter than him. He could never live up to the hawtness that radiated from Crooked River's existence. The competition was too stronk. Like a snek's jaw. He would never win over Rebecca, no, not while that other dino was in the way. He finally after a very awkward amount of time looked into Fran's face, not her eyes though, her whole face he looked at, and said: "I will join you in the cave."

then
the wind
turned
4 knots
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Oh FiAd TaKe mE By ThE HaNd
 

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