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Well, I didn't mean the eyeball thing, I am a go-by-the-rules-Gerbil
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as always, just something to catch you're eye.


I have no idea how old either of them are, but the constant mauling is annoying. Milo scratched him twice and did little damage, mostly I ways trying to get him outta there without looking like a complete baby.

So far he has lost enough fur to fill a mattress, I could make a stew to feed a dozen people with his broken bones, he's been thrown in rivers, pin cushioned and ran into a tree. I'm tired of fight'in fair, I never get anywhere!


Did I scare you?
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Sorry to sound snippy, no sleep last night and I gotta wake up at the crack tomorrow.

I know, defense and scratching and what not is perfectly fine.

Mmm, lion stew.
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I didn't mention breaking any of his bones though, but if you want him to have them then go ahead. I still want lion stew. :hmm

I understand, I haven't gotten a lot of sleep lately either, I've been a touch crankier. I blame the silkies I'm getting tommorow.

How can one not break bones? Shall we have an overview of the damage again?

The lion shoved Milo's head up against a tree.
Nearly smashing him flat.
The giant rolled him to the border like an alligator.

And fer flesh wounds!

held on with his teeth and claws, piercing past his skin and poking the muscle.
mauling him until several patches of skin were torn and hanging.
squeezing more blood out of him and bruising his skin painfully.

Khairi's gonna be receiving payback, big time.
 
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I know, defense and scratching and what not is perfectly fine.

Mmm, lion stew.
tongue.png
I didn't mention breaking any of his bones though, but if you want him to have them then go ahead. I still want lion stew. :hmm

I understand, I haven't gotten a lot of sleep lately either, I've been a touch crankier. I blame the silkies I'm getting tommorow.

How can one not break bones? Shall we have an overview of the damage again?

The lion shoved Milo's head up against a tree.
Nearly smashing him flat.
The giant rolled him to the border like an alligator.

And fer flesh wounds!

held on with his teeth and claws, piercing past his skin and poking the muscle.
mauling him until several patches of skin were torn and hanging.
squeezing more blood out of him and bruising his skin painfully.

Khairi's gonna be receiving payback, big time.

Milo should join up with Chukwu, the little known enemy of StormPride. Together they shall glow and sparkle and summon the Puff of Death~
 
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I know, defense and scratching and what not is perfectly fine.

Mmm, lion stew.
tongue.png
I didn't mention breaking any of his bones though, but if you want him to have them then go ahead. I still want lion stew. :hmm

I understand, I haven't gotten a lot of sleep lately either, I've been a touch crankier. I blame the silkies I'm getting tommorow.

How can one not break bones? Shall we have an overview of the damage again?

The lion shoved Milo's head up against a tree.
Nearly smashing him flat.
The giant rolled him to the border like an alligator.

And fer flesh wounds!

held on with his teeth and claws, piercing past his skin and poking the muscle.
mauling him until several patches of skin were torn and hanging.
squeezing more blood out of him and bruising his skin painfully.

Khairi's gonna be receiving payback, big time.

The "nearly smashing him flat" thing was a bit of an exaggeration, two lions of about the same size couldn't really crush eachother.

Heh, when you say flesh wounds I think of the Holy Grail.
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'Ey, it'll teach you not to mess with the turd.
 
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How can one not break bones? Shall we have an overview of the damage again?

The lion shoved Milo's head up against a tree.
Nearly smashing him flat.
The giant rolled him to the border like an alligator.

And fer flesh wounds!

held on with his teeth and claws, piercing past his skin and poking the muscle.
mauling him until several patches of skin were torn and hanging.
squeezing more blood out of him and bruising his skin painfully.

Khairi's gonna be receiving payback, big time.

The "nearly smashing him flat" thing was a bit of an exaggeration, two lions of about the same size couldn't really crush eachother.

Heh, when you say flesh wounds I think of the Holy Grail.
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'Ey, it'll teach you not to mess with the turd.

Not the Monty one with the black night....

Oh, I know one Turd that's gonna be pretty messed up!
 

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