➡➡ Kiki Speak

[BantyChooks]

So you admit it then? You ARE fake Santa???

I am the real Santa, but my public persona is meant as a disguise. What, you thought I'd break into houses all across the world every year without a way to keep the cops off my butt?

 

[007Sean]

Nah but for real I sweat just stepping outside on the really hot days

Men sweat...women prespire!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I am the real Santa, but my public persona is meant as a disguise. What, you thought I'd break into houses all across the world every year without a way to keep the cops off my butt?

Hahahah I can’t breathe!!!!

Smart thinking, Santa!!!

What are the reindeer for then!? Wouldn’t that just draw more attention to yourself!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Men sweat...women prespire!

Good point!

 

[BantyChooks]

Hahahah I can’t breathe!!!!

Smart thinking, Santa!!!

What are the reindeer for then!? Wouldn’t that just draw more attention to yourself!?

I am not required to attach a license plate to a reindeer sled in any country. I can, therefore, be both unidentifiable and legally transported. Such is important as I am moving between houses on Christmas Eve.

 

[007Sean]

I am not required to attach a license plate to a reindeer sled in any country. I can, therefore, be both unidentifiable and legally transported. Such is important as I am moving between houses on Christmas Eve.

So, your really a 'coyote' disguised as Santa, transporting evil little elves around the world!

 

[Wickedchicken6]

She really is, isn't she?

Ohhhh...I won't even go there.

 

[007Sean]

I am not required to attach a license plate to a reindeer sled in any country. I can, therefore, be both unidentifiable and legally transported. Such is important as I am moving between houses on Christmas Eve.

Maybe no license plate but you must have a slow moving vehicle warning sign on the back of your sled....that definitely attracts attention!

 

[BantyChooks]

Maybe no license plate but you must have a slow moving vehicle warning sign on the back of your sled....that definitely attracts attention!

Are you calling my boys slow?

 

[Wickedchicken6]

I am the real Santa, but my public persona is meant as a disguise. What, you thought I'd break into houses all across the world every year without a way to keep the cops off my butt?

It doesn't matter that I know where she lives. And her public/private persona. My lips are sealed. Us Canuckers (Canadians) stick together.