➡➡ Kiki Speak

[ShrekDawg]

I am not required to attach a license plate to a reindeer sled in any country. I can, therefore, be both unidentifiable and legally transported. Such is important as I am moving between houses on Christmas Eve.

that is PERFECT!!!! But why not dog sled!? Why reindeer!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

So, your really a 'coyote' disguised as Santa, transporting evil little elves around the world!

The elves go with her!? I thought they just made the toys and then Santa delivered solo!?

 

[BantyChooks]

It doesn't matter that I know where she lives. And her public/private persona. My lips are sealed. Us Canuckers (Canadians) stick together.

Attagirl.

that is PERFECT!!!! But why not dog sled!? Why reindeer!?

Because reindeer are nice and dogs are not.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I am rudely interrupting the fake Santa discussion to bring you this wonderful ad.

Ok. Carry on

 

[ShrekDawg]

Maybe no license plate but you must have a slow moving vehicle warning sign on the back of your sled....that definitely attracts attention!

SLOW!? They go around the entire world and back in one night!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Attagirl.

Because reindeer are nice and dogs are not.

Dogs are nice!!!

 

[BantyChooks]

I am rudely interrupting the fake Santa discussion to bring you this wonderful ad.

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Ok. Carry on

Those are big.... mushrooms...

 

[ShrekDawg]

I am rudely interrupting the fake Santa discussion to bring you this wonderful ad.

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Ok. Carry on

OMG!!!!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

That was almost as exciting as a forearm.

 

[ShrekDawg]

That was almost as exciting as a forearm.

OMG!