That's not what their for....they are for an Arkansas Tooth Pick.Okay, now that I have caught up, I don't care if I win a contest or not, I just want the raccoon penis bone. Just 'cause I was late to the party tonight, I knew exactly what it was as soon as I saw it. Do I win and get to keep it? Do you have another like it? If I have a pair of them I can make a really cool pair of earrings with them. Pretty please!!!!!!
*noticed I said tooth pick not teeth pick when quoting Arkansas! 
Wow I never noticed that! It even says miniature sleigh!"Twas the Night before Christmas"....and "what should appear a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer"!
why does everything portray full sized reindeer then!? also says “little old driver” don’t think Banty is either of those things! Except maybe little 
but it does say how QUICK they are!! 
You know..the story does call the reindeer "tiny" doesn't it!"Twas the Night before Christmas"....and "what should appear a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer"!
Me neither!!! And no one’s ever mentioned a miniature sleigh either!!!! Or Santa being little!!! Everything has big huge mammoth reindeer, big tank of a sled, Santa being massive. Is it all a trick to throw us off!?You know..the story does call the reindeer "tiny" doesn't it!
I have never thought about it.
I do not picture reindeer being tiny.
I never believed in Santa anyway.Me neither!!! And no one’s ever mentioned a miniature sleigh either!!!! Or Santa being little!!! Everything has big huge mammoth reindeer, big tank of a sled, Santa being massive. Is it all a trick to throw us off!?
I believed in it for embarrassingly long.
at this rate I’m not gonna get any sleep I have to be up super early today
And goes around calling everyone a HOI believed in it for embarrassingly long.
That said though, it is rather creepy he just busts into your house and also spies on you
Not any more creepy than a talking snowman!
