I am the real Santa, but my public persona is meant as a disguise. What, you thought I'd break into houses all across the world every year without a way to keep the cops off my butt?So you admit it then? You ARE fake Santa???
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I am the real Santa, but my public persona is meant as a disguise. What, you thought I'd break into houses all across the world every year without a way to keep the cops off my butt?So you admit it then? You ARE fake Santa???
Men sweat...women prespire!Nah but for real I sweat just stepping outside on the really hot days![]()
Hahahah I can’t breathe!!!!I am the real Santa, but my public persona is meant as a disguise. What, you thought I'd break into houses all across the world every year without a way to keep the cops off my butt?
I am not required to attach a license plate to a reindeer sled in any country. I can, therefore, be both unidentifiable and legally transported. Such is important as I am moving between houses on Christmas Eve.Hahahah I can’t breathe!!!!
Smart thinking, Santa!!!
What are the reindeer for then!? Wouldn’t that just draw more attention to yourself!?![]()
So, your really a 'coyote' disguised as Santa, transporting evil little elves around the world!I am not required to attach a license plate to a reindeer sled in any country. I can, therefore, be both unidentifiable and legally transported. Such is important as I am moving between houses on Christmas Eve.
Maybe no license plate but you must have a slow moving vehicle warning sign on the back of your sled....that definitely attracts attention!I am not required to attach a license plate to a reindeer sled in any country. I can, therefore, be both unidentifiable and legally transported. Such is important as I am moving between houses on Christmas Eve.
Are you calling my boys slow?Maybe no license plate but you must have a slow moving vehicle warning sign on the back of your sled....that definitely attracts attention!![]()
It doesn't matter that I know where she lives. And her public/private persona. My lips are sealed. Us Canuckers (Canadians) stick together.I am the real Santa, but my public persona is meant as a disguise. What, you thought I'd break into houses all across the world every year without a way to keep the cops off my butt?