Professor told the class that he had a young female come to his office and explain that she really wanted an A and was willing to do anything to get it.Awkward indeed. I had a freshman English professor who called me in for a conference. Started talking about how as he drove down the highway telephone poles reminded him of erect penises. Asked me what I thought. I replied, I think I'm out of here and left. Grades on my papers dropped from A's to B's. Opportunity missed.
Grey haired, grandpa Dr. Smith, looked into her eyes and asked, "Anything?" in a knowing way.
She grinned back, wiggled and confirmed. Anything.
Dr. Smith suggested studying harder.
She left in a huff. Must not have been the answer she wanted.