➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Can you imagine all of us around a dinner table.
Oh boy that would be hilarious.

 

[Glitterchicks]

You've never slept with a pug. They are bed hogs despite their smaller size. They gain hundreds of pounds overnight. They will steal your spot if you move so much as an inch. They want to sleep right next to you. No closer then that. If it's time to wake up they will be right in your face, sticking all their weight into the two daggers in their paws into your chest as they lean in close to check if you are awake. Crack an eye open and it's kisses, and pouncing, and whining, and a huge commotion because it must be breakfast time, right?

We used to let our dogs sleep with us... until we got Lola, our puckin' fug.

 

[Pugsabi]

She loved everyone.

None of my dogs are kisses or lickers.
I don't mind one bit.

She only attacked like that when she knew you couldn't escape. Otherwise if you asked for kisses she would turn her head so you could kiss her cheek.

 

[CSAchook]

My dad is a truck driver and after a long trip he was sleeping in bed. Mom had placed Micky(our previous pug) in bed with him. He said he was so exhausted he couldn't move but he felt someone watching him so he opened his eyes. He saw her there, at the foot of the bed. He blinks and now she's at his knees. Blink, now at his waist. Again, now at his chest. Blinks and starts to cry out, but it's too late she's kissing him and nibbling his chin and ears.

My brother's friend also has a similar experience when Micky realized that the air mattress was at her level. He said he felt someone watching him in his sleep and when he opened his eyes she was there. My brother said he woke up to a voice crying "oh God!" before Micky started her kissing attack.

This story is awesome!!! Beware the magic of pugs!

 

[Glitterchicks]

Can you imagine all of us around a dinner table.
Oh boy that would be hilarious.

I keep thinking about what shenanigans we'd all get into if we were all able to take a field trip together.

 

[Tesumph]

I keep thinking about what shenanigans we'd all get into if we were all able to take a field trip together.

I would so be down. Can you even imagine LOL.

 

[Pugsabi]

This story is awesome!!! Beware the magic of pugs!
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She was such a clever girl. Once,when she was still a puppy, my brother was sitting at the edge of the couch eating dinner. Micky noticed that he was paying all his attention on the TV, so she took her paw and placed it at the edge of his plate to cause it to lean. She started eating straight off his plate! When he finally noticed, he cried out her name, but she started eating faster! Then she did a victory pug run around the living room.

 

[CSAchook]

This is basically this thread.

That is from one of my favorite movies (While you were sleeping). It is also what all great chat threads become Seriously, there was awhile back where you all were talking about quail, human babies, and several other things at the same time. I had just read a bunch of the babies comments when someone started talking about (quail) CAGES. Que 30 seconds of absolute confusion

 

[Kiki]

That is from one of my favorite movies (While you were sleeping). It is also what all great chat threads become Seriously, there was awhile back where you all were talking about quail, human babies, and several other things at the same time. I had just read a bunch of the babies comments when someone started talking about (quail) CAGES. Que 30 seconds of absolute confusion

This cracks me up.

 

[Pugsabi]

I feel for any aliens attempting to read this thread!