➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

OH I so miss you guys!!!
I don't get to play on here often enough (like now....should be working...pretending to be working if anyone comes in the office behind me)

I got an idea.
Tell the Chef to start up a Hello Kitty Fresh thing and you can be the sales lady person who sells the meals to all the BYC non grocery store/cooking peeps.
They way your job will be to stay on BYC all day and you can quit your real job.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

For some reason I found this very funny.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/...mes-in-sport?utm_term=.ouaZexoQ9J#.uxDpBzKRWb

 

[casportpony]

OH I so miss you guys!!!
I don't get to play on here often enough (like now....should be working...pretending to be working if anyone comes in the office behind me)

I used to work for a company that made a product called "behind u". It was a motion detector thingy that hooked up to your computer and when activated it would change screens for you.

 

[RUNuts]

Eeny, meeny and miny.
Just long enough for you to look into them with your new bright flashlight and get a few pictures.

Pictures? Will that keep away the closet monsters? I think you are trying to trick me.

OH I so miss you guys!!!
I don't get to play on here often enough (like now....should be working...pretending to be working if anyone comes in the office behind me)

Tell them you are consulting with me consulting with you about an urgent and highly personal matter that you don't want to discuss in public. Especially sober. Then storm off to the bathroom and bang on the walls for 5 minutes.

They will leave you alone for a good week.

 

[Kiki]

I used to work for a company that made a product called "behind u". It was a motion detector thingy that hooked up to your computer and when activated it would change screens for you.

What she needs to do is rearrange the office so that no one can walk behind her.

 

[adrikeen]

 

[casportpony]

What she needs to do is rearrange the office so that no one can walk behind her.

Yes, that would be best!

 

[Kiki]

Pictures? Will that keep away the closet monsters? I think you are trying to trick me.


Tell them you are consulting with me consulting with you about an urgent and highly personal matter that you don't want to discuss in public. Especially sober. Then storm off to the bathroom and bang on the walls for 5 minutes.

They will leave you alone for a good week.

Open and close the door three times before you go in and the monsters disappear.
Has to be three.
Not 4 or it won't work and you will drop an egg.

 

[adrikeen]

What she needs to do is rearrange the office so that no one can walk behind her.

Yeah, whoever designed this office space really f**** it up. There are two computer stations in here (for both of us RN Case Managers), both designed so our backs are to the door to easily be killed by disgruntled family members, and designed with these lovely wall dividers in front of the actual wall...blocks all the electrical outlets. In order to get to any outlet you have to remove the shelving, the divider, the cabinets bolted to the floor....you get my drift.
When the hard drive to my old computer got fried, IT had no idea what to do. Needless to say I now have extension cords running across my desk, across the floor, through a hole drilled into the wall, in order to go into an outlet into the next office (our Dietitian's office). How safe is that?!

 

[casportpony]

http://ahogrammer.com/2016/11/15/de...to-hide-screen-when-your-boss-is-approaching/