➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

Um...no I'm scared of a lot of things now that you force me to think about it.

I knew it! You need therapy, girl.

 

[Kiki]

I knew it! You need therapy, girl.

Too expensive.

 

[BantyChooks]

Too expensive.

No, no, I'll give you therapy for free... but it might just consist of handing you a bunch of cute widdle gerbils and laughing my ears off as you scream.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Try an online one lol

 

[Kiki]

No, no, I'll give you therapy for free... but it might just consist of handing you a bunch of cute widdle gerbils and laughing my ears off as you scream.

I'll ruin your floor with pee!

 

[Kiki]

Try an online one lol

Lol.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'll ruin your floor with pee!

Oh, I'm handing you a pair of Depends before you even cross my doorstep.

 

[biophiliac]

Only if you sat there on the ground without moving for 15 minutes, or had a weak enough spine that a hawk could break it by diving at you.

Even so I don't think Kiki falls within the hawks mental image of 'prey', and a good thing it is!

 

[Kiki]

I do freak out pretty easy.

 

[BantyChooks]

Even so I don't think Kiki falls within the hawks mental image of 'prey', and a good thing it is!

Well, y'never know, maybe she's a chicken pretending to be human.