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It's not as insane as it sounds. Well, maybe it is, but that's not the point.
I had to go with rum on this one...no way I'm sticking catvor rat stuff in my mouth. I rather have a hangover.
 
New poll, new poll! Oh, and before you call me completely off my rocker, I'd like to mention that it was really conan's question.
I'd like to point out that rum is an antiseptic and will help prevent gum infections.

I had to schedule an emergency dental cleaning to get a popcorn husk out of my wisdom teeth gums. The technician was highly amused. Recommended a water pick. It actually works very well. I haven't had an emergency dental cleaning since. I have had irritations way back there though.
 
I'd like to point out that rum is an antiseptic and will help prevent gum infections.

I had to schedule an emergency dental cleaning to get a popcorn husk out of my wisdom teeth gums. The technician was highly amused. Recommended a water pick. It actually works very well. I haven't had an emergency dental cleaning since. I have had irritations way back there though.
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I'd like to point out that rum is an antiseptic and will help prevent gum infections.

I had to schedule an emergency dental cleaning to get a popcorn husk out of my wisdom teeth gums. The technician was highly amused. Recommended a water pick. It actually works very well. I haven't had an emergency dental cleaning since. I have had irritations way back there though.
Try a rat rib bone next time.:th
 
New poll, new poll! Oh, and before you call me completely off my rocker, I'd like to mention that it was really conan's question.
@honanbm have you actually used a rat rib bone? I am extremely curious about the circumstances and how this came to be. I don't have a lot of rib bones laying around. the dogs crack them, you understand. Especially not the rat kind.

Now, say, you are exploring an old catacomb while eating popcorn and a husk got stuck, I would totally understand you seeking a toothpick for relief. Especially since you didn't bring a dental hygienist along for such emergencies - very shortsighted of you. Not a lot of toothpicks laying about the catacombs either. I could, maybe, understand using the first good rat rib bone you find. I mean, popcorn husks in your gums is very irritating.
 
@honanbm have you actually used a rat rib bone? I am extremely curious about the circumstances and how this came to be. I don't have a lot of rib bones laying around. the dogs crack them, you understand. Especially not the rat kind.

Now, say, you are exploring an old catacomb while eating popcorn and a husk got stuck, I would totally understand you seeking a toothpick for relief. Especially since you didn't bring a dental hygienist along for such emergencies - very shortsighted of you. Not a lot of toothpicks laying about the catacombs either. I could, maybe, understand using the first good rat rib bone you find. I mean, popcorn husks in your gums is very irritating.
This is entirely hypothetical. Bones suggested a bird fibula instead of a rat rib (she is most wise) and henceforth, this discussion was born. My point to Banty was that cats, while adorable, are filthy, nasty animals and I'd rather floss with a rat rib bone than their whiskers seeing as they lick their buttholes all day. You really shouldn't press further as to how this even came up.
 
This is entirely hypothetical. Bones suggested a bird fibula instead of a rat rib (she is most wise) and henceforth, this discussion was born. My point to Banty was that cats, while adorable, are filthy, nasty animals and I'd rather floss with a rat rib bone than their whiskers seeing as they lick their buttholes all day. You really shouldn't press further as to how this even came up.
My point still stands that cats can't possibly be dirtier than the rest of the assorted barn grime, which somehow doesn't make me ill even when consumed by accident in a sandwich.
 

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