➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[RUNuts]

This is entirely hypothetical. Bones suggested a bird fibula instead of a rat rib (she is most wise) and henceforth, this discussion was born. My point to Banty was that cats, while adorable, are filthy, nasty animals and I'd rather floss with a rat rib bone than their whiskers seeing as they lick their buttholes all day. You really shouldn't press further as to how this even came up.

hypothetically, I'm sorry I asked.

My point still stands that cats can't possibly be dirtier than the rest of the assorted barn grime, which somehow doesn't make me ill even when consumed by accident in a sandwich.

ew. barn grime sandwiches. Really?!?

Regardless, I was craving popcorn earlier and this little escapade is not helping. Although the barn grime sandwich is pretty durn close to helping me lose my appetite. As is barn cats wiping their butts with their whiskers...

Y'all really shouldn't play in the catacombs.

 

[BantyChooks]

hypothetically, I'm sorry I asked.

ew. barn grime sandwiches. Really?!?

Regardless, I was craving popcorn earlier and this little escapade is not helping. Although the barn grime sandwich is pretty durn close to helping me lose my appetite. As is barn cats wiping their butts with their whiskers...

Y'all really shouldn't play in the catacombs.

I said, by accident! I didn't have access to a sink and I was quite hungry.

 

[RUNuts]

I said, by accident! I didn't have access to a sink and I was quite hungry.

Just walk back to the house. It wasn't that far.

 

[BantyChooks]

Just walk back to the house. It wasn't that far.

I had gotten into a car at that point and was about 10 minutes down the road.

 

[Conan]

hypothetically, I'm sorry I asked.

You aren't sorry at all, are you?
I'm currently polishing off a bag of kettle corn. No kernels stuck thus far!

 

[Conan]

I said, by accident! I didn't have access to a sink and I was quite hungry.

I'm envisioning manure as a sort of mayonnaise at this point. Delicious, natural sandwich lube.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm envisioning manure as a sort of mayonnaise at this point. Delicious, natural sandwich lube.

You couldn't have phrased that worse if you tried.

 

[ShrekDawg]

This is exactly why I rarely eat popcorn anymore. Always gets stuck in my teeth. Very annoying.

 

[CSAchook]

I'm envisioning manure as a sort of mayonnaise at this point. Delicious, natural sandwich lube.

 

[R2elk]

I had to go with rum on this one...no way I'm sticking cat or rat stuff in my mouth. I rather have a hangover.

You might be surprised as to how many rodent hairs are allowed to be in things that you use daily.

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