➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

It was the condenser in the AC unit. We fixed it. It got to 84f inside.
I think I have heat exhaustion.

Oh no drink some electrolytes and also water!

 

[Tesumph]

I'm glad you will be able to sleep comfortably tonight.


Eat some ice cream.

I have ice and water and more ice.
I need one of those ice cube beds that they put dead bodies on...

 

[ShrekDawg]

So Banty and I recently decided that Banty is my new aunt and Kiki is my new mom mostly because Aunty Banty rhymes better than mom Banty and also because Kiki already kind of gave herself the title of Mom Kiki the other day in the other thread sooo also because I kinda needed the extra structure/guidance so anyway, anyone else want to join our family? and second off, Banty promised to be the cool, fun aunt and take me on road trips and let me have ice cream and not tell “Mom” (whoops.... I wasn’t supposed to tell her that part. ) and let me do what I want but then she ALSO said that she is on board with boot camp and agrees with Mom Kiki and Turk on that so now I am not so sure if she is the cool, fun aunt or not. anyone else wanna be my aunt?

 

[BantyChooks]

So Banty and I recently decided that Banty is my new aunt and Kiki is my new mom mostly because Aunty Banty rhymes better than mom Banty and also because Kiki already kind of gave herself the title of Mom Kiki the other day in the other thread sooo also because I kinda needed the extra structure/guidance so anyway, anyone else want to join our family? and second off, Banty promised to be the cool, fun aunt and take me on road trips and let me have ice cream and not tell “Mom” (whoops.... I wasn’t supposed to tell her that part. ) and let me do what I want but then she ALSO said that she is on board with boot camp and agrees with Mom Kiki and Turk on that so now I am not so sure if she is the cool, fun aunt or not. anyone else wanna be my aunt?

I AM the cool aunt. I'm also the aunt that's gonna kick your butt into gear so you can be a functional adult.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I AM the cool aunt. I'm also the aunt that's gonna kick your butt into gear so you can be a functional adult.

Honestly fair I guess. but still.... boot camp!?

 

[BantyChooks]

Honestly fair I guess. but still.... boot camp!?

Don't worry, my boot camp will be nicer than prison boot camp. You'll still get ice cream every other weekend.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Don't worry, my boot camp will be nicer than prison boot camp. You'll still get ice cream every other weekend.

Yayyyy!!! As long as I still get ice cream, I think I’m good lol and as long as you don’t make me do any insanity workouts or p90x or anything crazy like real boot camps.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yayyyy!!! As long as I still get ice cream, I think I’m good lol and as long as you don’t make me do any insanity workouts or p90x or anything crazy like real boot camps.

I won't make you do anything I wouldn't do. Promise.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I won't make you do anything I wouldn't do. Promise.

I feel like this is a trick promise because you probably do a lot harder stuff and a lot more of it than I do currently

 

[BantyChooks]

...well, yeah. I didn't say it'd be easy, I just promised not to psychologically scar you, y'know.

I feel like this is a trick promise because you probably do a lot harder stuff and a lot more of it than I do currently