➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Oh! I thought I remembered 2 Golden's named Tessa and triumph

Dumb and Dumber.

 

[R2elk]

I especially like the little egg cage one that you can sin yourself

Just what kind of sinning did you have in mind?
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

 

[jwyles]

Oh! I thought I remembered 2 Goldens named Tessa and triumph

I hate how my autocorrect changes things. Like "goldens" to "Golden's". And I'm too lazy to fix it but then I decide I care later. I'm and obsessive late editor of posts.

 

[jwyles]

Just what kind of sinning did you have in mind?
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Oops! You didn't give me long enough to go back and edit that one. Crap! Can I say "crap" on here? Oh well. I'm sure I do alll kinds of sinning, but that's supposed to say "spin". Good heavens!

 

[R2elk]

Oops! You didn't give me long enough to go back and edit that one. Crap! Can I say "crap" on here? Oh well. I'm sure I do all kinds of sinning, but that's supposed to say "spin". Good heavens!

I knew exactly what you meant. I am an old man and have a dirty mind.

 

[jwyles]

I knew exactly what you meant. I am an old man and have a dirty mind.

Hehehe! No worries! I thought it was hilarious. Dirty jokes are my faves!

 

[Kiki]

Hehehe! No worries! I thought it was hilarious. Dirty jokes are my faves!

http://www.autocorrectfail.org

 

[jwyles]

http://www.autocorrectfail.org

I can read these all day! They make me laugh harder than anything else in the WORLD! I think I mentioned before that I'm childish!

 

[mixedUPturk]

I can read these all day! They make me laugh harder than anything else in the WORLD! I think I mentioned before that I'm childish!

I can also read them all day



@sdm111 the very old dial thermostat doesnt really work, but if i turn it any lower than it is, the bill goes thru the roof. It reads 66 on the temp gun so could be + or - 1.5 degrees. Set to 76. One day we will get past this rental stage.

 

[Tesumph]

I KNOW you know this but I feel morally obligated every time a dog goes on NSAIDS to say this. Watch him for urinary incontinence or renal disfunction and make sure he eats a good bit before those NSAIDS are given.

Thank you for the reminder.
Triumph is my heart dog. I can’t stand watching him get old. He will be kept up to date on his kidney and liver panels while he’s on this medication, don’t worry. I watch him like a hawk. <3
My mom told me earlier that she wants Triumph’s teeth cleaned as well. I told her only if we get a full comprehensive workup done... so, that’s what we’re doing.
It still scares me to death.

Oh! I thought I remembered 2 Goldens named Tessa and triumph

You’ve got a good memory!
Technically Triumph belongs to my parents back home. He stays with hubby and I frequently because we’re attached at the hip.
He has a “wife,” Tesa (as in montesa, the motorcycle) and a “sister” Clementine. Those two also visit us, but mostly just for grooming and veterinary care.

Theia is mine and hubby’s first dog together, we adopted her on Valentine’s Day. We love her to death.