➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Imagine walking down the street and hearing “YO BANTY.”

I would most definitely respond to Tes, but so would Tesa.
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That would be hilarious.

I’d probably respond to anything lmao

I’ve used this username for yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrsssss and for like everything so I’d probably respond to it haha

And actually have and do because my brother calls me kdogg all the time or kdoggamus

But even that started because it’s been my username forever, the username wasn’t cause he called me it haha

Also this one hasn’t been for years but my dad used to call me kelsenator

Also my dad and I always joke and call each other pork chop, porky, etc. lol not really sure how it started but started a few years ago at least lol

So I guess I actually have a lot more nicknames than I thought.

I didn’t used to have like any when I was younger but in recent years have accumulated quite a few hahaha

Sometimes they call me Kels too.

Occasionally my mom and I call each other missy lol

So honestly I’d probably respond to any of them. I would even respond to K probably LOL

Soooo.... in summary... I will respond to: Kelsey, Kels, K, kdogg, kdogg331, kelsenator, kdoggamus, pork chop, porky, missy, string bean, bean stalk, etc. I would honestly probably ALSO respond to something generic like “HEY YOU!” Though as long as I knew it was aimed at me and not someone else

I would also respond to my Twitter username but it’s suuuuuperrrrrr long and wordy so no one ever calls me that LOL

OH!!! And almost forgot the MAIN reason I replied. Super cute doggo.

Go ahead and post the other one too.

Really? Okay I will but only for you guys entertainment because you guys will laugh because they basically look the exact same

I called Nutty Nutty.

have you met in person? Lol

I'd probably jump two feet up in the air and then run without seeing who said it.

You did it!

I know right!? I’m amazed I did it. Didn’t think I could. Kinda proud of myself lmaooo

Then Kiki tells me to post both anyway

One time in high school I met a girl for the first time and she called me Tesa.
My brain short circuited.
Turns out she had been stalking my Instagram and just figured that that was my name.
It was awkward all around.

OMG!! Lol that’s a bit creepy haha did you stay friends or cut ties after that? Lol

I have been using this online screen name for.... uh.. since before my son was born. He will be 22 in Dec. So I guess a few yrs before then. Probably close to 25 yrs now, if not longer. I forget. It's been a long time. So it is like a true personal nickname. Just not one that you would hear someone call you in real life lol. If it was ever used I would most certainly turn around wondering who the heck is calling me though lol. As for a in real life nickname, it is just a shortened version of my given name. I'm not cool enough to have a nickname.

Oh wow haha yeah I’ve been using the same username for at least a decade but probably longer lmao

Yeah I didn’t think I had many nicknames at first, just sometimes Kels, but now I have a ton

Never underestimate the lengths I will go to avoid a social situation.

noted!

Oooops.

 

[jwyles]

Heres one from a while back of a kelso broodcock chilling looking over the peasants below.



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Hes still here hss to be about 6-8 yrs old now

Loving that blue looking sheen on his wing!

 

[Tesumph]

OMG!! Lol that’s a bit creepy haha did you stay friends or cut ties after that? Lol

Oh geez no, we never talked again lol. I don’t even remember who she was.
Creepy indeed.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I love it! I’ve been Tesumph for almost a decade now and don’t intend on changing anytime soon.
At least we’ll never have to think too hard about a username.

I’ve been using mine for probably at least that long lol since AIM

Also I only just figured this out like.... a week or two ago but is Tesumph Tessa and Triumph together? LOL

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh geez no, we never talked again lol. I don’t even remember who she was.
Creepy indeed.

Oh wow yeah I think I would have done the same. That’s so creepy hahaha

You had never talked to her before?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Go ahead.... laugh.... I know these pictures are practically identical.

But I didn’t like how I turned the plate in one and how the meat was in the foreground but the veggies looked better so I posted it

I initially turned the plate cause I didn’t like the big empty space on the left in the other one and was trying to be artistic/get it perfect

Posting them both together so you can compare lmao

It’s not even drastically different pictures or anything worthy of struggling 20 minutes over like last night when I took 3 completely separate shots (pan, plate, etc.) and actually should have posted all 3 like I did. These are.... basically identical.

Go on, laugh

 

[Tesumph]

I’ve been using mine for probably at least that long lol since AIM

Also I only just figured this out like.... a week or two ago but is Tesumph Tessa and Triumph together? LOL

Yup, but Tesa* as in Montesa the motorcycle.
I’d love to include Clementine and Theia but you can only squish so many puppies into one word..

Oh wow yeah I think I would have done the same. That’s so creepy hahaha

You had never talked to her before?

No. Was introduced to her at lunch. She said “Tesa— wait, your name is Tesa right?” I was confused so I said, “um.. that’s my dog?”
I didn’t have many friends in highschool lol.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Yup, but Tesa* as in Montesa the motorcycle.
I’d love to include Clementine and Theia but you can only squish so many puppies into one word..

No. Was introduced to her at lunch. She said “Tesa— wait, your name is Tesa right?” I was confused so I said, “um.. that’s my dog?”
I didn’t have many friends in highschool lol.

Ahh okay! Sorry! Haha that’s awesome.

And awww maybe one day!! Lol Or as a password

Wait though.... who’s clementine? Lmao parents dog?

And ooooohhhhhh boooooooyyyyyyyy lol my response would have been the same haha

But then again dog instagrams are super popular now so maybe you were just famous

 

[Tesumph]

Ahh okay! Sorry! Haha that’s awesome.

And awww maybe one day!! Lol Or as a password

Wait though.... who’s clementine? Lmao parents dog?

And ooooohhhhhh boooooooyyyyyyyy lol my response would have been the same haha

But then again dog instagrams are super popular now so maybe you were just famous

Clementine is the little black one.


Speaking of ridgebacks.. my girl Clem has a ridged back. It’s pretty funny looking on a longer haired dog.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Clementine is the little black one.
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Speaking of ridgebacks.. my girl Clem has a ridged back. It’s pretty funny looking on a longer haired dog.
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Wait who’s dog is she? Your parents?

And omg that’s adorable yet hilarious haha so she must be part ridgeback then?? Maybe??