➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

Watch me. I'll probably grate the cheese, because I never buy sliced cheese, but it's happening. Banty, it was a good friendship while it lasted. I'll send a bomb to the north pole via helicopter, per our agreement.

It was nice knowing you. Add plenty of shrapnel.

 

[Conan]

Don't forget the raw broccoli.


I sneak zucchini in my spaghetti sauce all the time an no one's ever noticed.

You are evil. How does one sneak zucchini? Unless you grate it? That works. I'll even eat mushrooms if they're grated and cooked up. Or dried woodears in ramen. Those are fine too.

 

[Kiki]

Watch me. I'll probably grate the cheese, because I never buy sliced cheese, but it's happening. Banty, it was a good friendship while it lasted. I'll send a bomb to the north pole via helicopter, per our agreement.

WAIT!
There are no presents under my tree yet.
Call the helicopter back.
Wait until January.

 

[Conan]

It was nice knowing you. Add plenty of shrapnel.

And glitter.

 

[Kiki]

You are evil. How does one sneak zucchini? Unless you grate it? That works. I'll even eat mushrooms if they're grated and cooked up. Or dried woodears in ramen. Those are fine too.

I chop it up small...they thinks it's bell peppers I guess.
I can't exactly ask them.

 

[Conan]

WAIT!
There are no presents under my tree yet.
Call the helicopter back.
Wait until January.

You're right. How foolish of me. I love Christmas. I'll wait. My humblest apologies for inciting panic.

 

[Conan]

I chop it up small...they thinks it's bell peppers I guess.
I can't exactly ask them.

Like minced up?

 

[BantyChooks]

WAIT!
There are no presents under my tree yet.
Call the helicopter back.
Wait until January.

What! I've waited long enough. Don't make me wait until January.

 

[Kiki]

Like minced up?

Not quite that small.
Dices small.
I'll take pics next time.

 

[BantyChooks]

And glitter.

Oooh, you EVIL woman.