➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[RUNuts]

This kind looks pretty good.

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Hard to get and handle. In other words, easy to trace. Battery acid on the other hand, is everywhere.

yes, it is VERY good.

 

[BantyChooks]

Hard to get and handle. In other words, easy to trace. Battery acid on the other hand, is everywhere.

yes, it is VERY good.

Pfft, who's gonna prosecute Santa?

 

[Conan]

i’m gonna be an elf!

All the naughty children get acid in their stockings this year. Courtesy of Kukri wielding elves.

 

[RUNuts]

Whoa. Sweet. What are you using them for? Butchering? Puppy disposal?

Banana harvesting.

 

[Kiki]

Hard to get and handle. In other words, easy to trace. Battery acid on the other hand, is everywhere.

yes, it is VERY good.

Santa's RV workshop can make anything.

 

[Conan]

Banana harvesting.

Oh. Lie next time.

 

[RUNuts]

Oh. Lie next time.

I didn’t do it.
Nobody saw me.
You can’t prove a thing.

Apparently, I’m still prosecutable. Statute of limitations, yada, yada.

 

[RUNuts]

Or one of those blurry skin monsters. Depends what the acid bath turns ya into. What? You thought elves were a real species and not the leftovers of reanimated human corpses mostly eaten by acid?

Honary elf.
Elf on contract.
Temp worker.
Hmmm.

 

[NanaKat]

Yes! Get more pics of him.
I've already named him too.
Dick.
Short for ridiculous.

My yellow chick turned into a beautiful white hen!

4" Mora. Carbon steel. Holds an edge and easy to sharpen. Cheap enough to get a dozen and sharpen after the event.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004D6H1WC/?tag=backy-20

Also have the replaceable edge razor knives if you don't like sharpening. If you are any bit unsure, get a pair of cut proof gloves. $10 and cheaper than an ER visit. Leather gloves are NOT cut proof, cut resistant or anything but cut-able.

Definitely need the safety gloves when butchering birds.

I definitely don't like using box cutters for, say, piecing a bird. I use fish knives for that.

I use a fish knife too....one of many knives.

No they just make you feel like you have the stomach flu. The brown recluse is the one that rots your flesh, those are in VA.

We have those in Oklahoma....especially in our barn.

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3 no pip.

Finally! Another Naked neck.
The name Dick for a rooster is priceless.

 

[Kiki]

My yellow chick turned into a beautiful white hen!


Definitely need the safety gloves when butchering birds.


I use a fish knife too....one of many knives.


We have those in Oklahoma....especially in our barn.


Finally! Another Naked neck.
The name Dick for a rooster is priceless.

Crazy lady is going to be so excited when she learns his name.
I can hear her hollering now.