➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

All the naughty children get acid in their stockings this year. Courtesy of Kukri wielding elves.

That's right. This spoiled generation of kids needs more than coal to get them to straighten up. Ho, ho, ho.

 

[RUNuts]

That's right. This spoiled generation of kids needs more than coal to get them to straighten up. Ho, ho, ho.

Your horns are showing.

i’m already fraying at the edges. A little acid should clean that up nicely. Have any fuming nitric? Followed by glacial acetic dip.

Bananas for everyone!

 

[BantyChooks]

Your horns are showing.

i’m already fraying at the edges. A little acid should clean that up nicely. Have any fuming nitric? Followed by glacial acetic dip.

Bananas for everyone!

Crap, thanks. My hat slipped up a little too far. I fixed it.

 

[R2elk]

Were you a professional knife fighter?

No.

Fine. Hydrochloric acid.

I used to wipe off with HCl to get rid of the fiberglass dust.

 

[Tesumph]

No.

I used to wipe off with HCl to get rid of the fiberglass dust.

I accidentally melted part of a lab bench and my notebook with HCl.

 

[R2elk]

I accidentally melted part of a lab bench and my notebook with HCl.

Accidentally?

 

[Sara L]

I accidentally melted part of a lab bench and my notebook with HCl.

Did you lose your notes?

 

[Tesumph]

Accidentally?

Yes. I was gathering raw materials for the experiment and absentmindedly transferred some into a plastic mixing container. Oops.
Melted the plastic into/onto the lab bench’s surface. I left my mark, the warped spot is still there lol.

Did you lose your notes?

Nope! It warped/melted the edge of the plastic cover of my binder. The paper seemed fine.

 

[FutureMillionaire]

I actually have intentional plans to buy uncooked Balut eggs from Asian store because they sell fresh uncooked ones and let a broody duck or goose sit on it and see if it will survive.

 

[RUNuts]

I actually have intentional plans to buy uncooked Balut eggs from Asian store because they sell fresh uncooked ones and let a broody duck or goose sit on it and see if it will survive.

Candle in the store to get live ones. The Man doesn’t mind. He may help.