Oh, Bones. So wise... or so I thought. How very wrong you are. Call me a sucker, but I totally disagree. I have had many breeds, but only the brabanters have made me fully satisfied to have chickens. They are my unicorn breed. Of course, my unicorn is not the same as someone else's, but all other breeds I've tried do not even compare.
I double dog dare you to compare my Simone to some filthy sex link. Do it, and see what happens. I'll take your fancy hat collection and slightly muss them. Worse, I'll take Tad's hats too.