➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[PirateGirl]

sounds like my 2 fat pits View attachment 1373432
They are good for eating power cords and cell phone chargers

So @Vortex81 I'm not sure if you got to the part about @RUNuts and the puppies yet, but based on this post, I think your home would be perfect for one of the lil ones. By the time you catch up on this thread they will probably be weaned from mama and ready to go home with you!

 

[PirateGirl]

and if anyone wants to see my attempts at getting an angry half broody mama duck to adopt my lil webs you can tune in here. Introductions after work. I have no idea what I'm doing and hope the ducks know what to do!

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/can-i-give-my-broody-duck-ducklings.1241628/

 

[Vortex81]

So @Vortex81 I'm not sure if you got to the part about @RUNuts and the puppies yet, but based on this post, I think your home would be perfect for one of the lil ones. By the time you catch up on this thread they will probably be weaned from mama and ready to go home with you!

UHM polite hard pass because we already have to fat dogs, 2 kids (ME that the wife has to deal with) and now 7 baby chicks in our bathroom so uhm yeah its already a zoo im good thanks!!

 

[PirateGirl]

UHM polite hard pass because we already have to fat dogs, 2 kids (ME that the wife has to deal with) and now 7 baby chicks in our bathroom so uhm yeah its already a zoo im good thanks!!

You may not have gotten to the post yet, but the correct number of dogs to own is 13

 

[Vortex81]

You may not have gotten to the post yet, but the correct number of dogs to own is 13

im confused is 13 the correct number for a zoo? or just a nut house? or both? i know i have either a zoo or nut house and possibly both

 

[Vortex81]

Well, my amazingly wonderful best friend sisters and I would always go out to celebrate our birthdays. Because we knew in advance that we were going to behave badly, we had alter-egos. I was Vivian.

This particular night the laughs and margaritas were flowing freely. After we decided we'd had enough, we got gas-station hamburgers, went to a neighborhood park and played on the equipment for awhile, then Linda got the bright idea to go bowling at the all night bowling joint. Sounded good to us - it was only 1am and who wanted to go home yet? (I won't divulge our ages at the time this happened, but I will say that it was sister Bev's 30th birthday and out of the 5 of us kids, she was the youngest. I'm the oldest.)

So we went to the bowling alley, got our fungus-y rented shoes put on, selected bowling bowls, and bowled one game. Then we decided to up the ante and do a little "strip bowling." We can either go back in there the summer of 2030, or when he77 freezes over - whichever comes first.

I love story time

 

[adrikeen]

Are you calling me weird? coming from the one who bought balut eggs to eat.... Dont worry i didnt know what they were either i woulda straight yacked right there if i cracked that in my pan

I'm reading these at work and obviously LOL'd a bit too loudly. Chef (hubby) would high five you on that one. But now I have everyone grossed out here at work on balut eggs. I had to assure everyone I've only brought in non-fertilized chicken eggs.

 

[Kiki]

You may not have gotten to the post yet, but the correct number of dogs to own is 13

 

[Kiki]

im confused is 13 the correct number for a zoo? or just a nut house? or both? i know i have either a zoo or nut house and possibly both

Look around you...do you see padded walls?

 

[Kiki]

I'm reading these at work and obviously LOL'd a bit too loudly. Chef (hubby) would high five you on that one. But now I have everyone grossed out here at work on balut eggs. I had to assure everyone I've only brought in non-fertilized chicken eggs.

Next time you have unexpected guest arrive tell them the Chef is cooking balut for dinner!