➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

Someone is selling duck eggs on Craigslist...I was so tempted but then remembered that I have 20 chicks at home and I don't even know what I'm doing there...

aaaaaand my husband would likely lock me in the chicken coop. He's been so patient.
:lau
 
I mean, I had no idea how high they could fly until I left the top gate of the mini coop open while transporting the chicks inside. I came back out only 15 seconds later and 3 are perched at the top, daring me to come closer to take them inside with the others.
I made another terrible mistake and moved to pick one up AND THEY ALL SCATTERED. So here I am, chasing 6 week old fake chickens around the yard, screaming at my 3 year old to not let out the fake dog or the giant while my husband stands there in awe, probably wondering how the hell he went from San Diego night club owner to the guy who wrangles toddlers and watches his crazy-ass wife chase chickens, barefoot around the yard. :idunno:oops:
 
I mean, I had no idea how high they could fly until I left the top gate of the mini coop open while transporting the chicks inside. I came back out only 15 seconds later and 3 are perched at the top, daring me to come closer to take them inside with the others.
I made another terrible mistake and moved to pick one up AND THEY ALL SCATTERED. So here I am, chasing 6 week old fake chickens around the yard, screaming at my 3 year old to not let out the fake dog or the giant while my husband stands there in awe, probably wondering how the hell he went from San Diego night club owner to the guy who wrangles toddlers and watches his crazy-ass wife chase chickens, barefoot around the yard. :idunno:oops:
Tell Mr. Nightclub to have his phone in hand, ready to film, for the next time it happens!
 

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