➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

It is going to look great on your résumé!

Thank God I'm retired.

 

[Kiki]

I think you were doing better in the beginning before we all started helping you!

No.

 

[Kiki]

Home depot sells all of those parts!

Send the DH to get them!

He wants no part of this mess. I'm lucky he brought me zip ties.

 

[lazy gardener]

I'm sweating again.

Then, tuck those balut in your bra or under your arms. Instant humidity plus heat.

 

[Kiki]

She only told me that about 500 times. I bet her old self would scream if she saw this thread.

I'm never doing this again.

 

[Kiki]

Then, tuck those balut in your bra or under your arms. Instant humidity plus heat.

I'm scared...wait for it...to get the eggs wet. Laugh now.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Then, tuck those balut in your bra or under your arms. Instant humidity plus heat.

:::: sigh ::: OK Kiks... you may borrow my SuperBewbs......

 

[Lazy Farmer]

Then, tuck those balut in your bra or under your arms. Instant humidity plus heat.

 

[lazy gardener]

Kiki, you got a nursing babe? If so, don't put the balut there!!!

 

[sylviethecochin]

- HYPHEN—not a dash.
– EN DASH—if you use this (or two hyphens) as an em dash, I will cut you.
— EM DASH—the best punctuation mark known to man. Use with spaces or without on either side, that's simply a style preference.

No, the dash is not the best punctuation mark known to man; however, the semicolon is.