➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

, so deep it needed stitches. I didn't get them of course.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

NO F'in WAY!
You don't ingest beaks, bones, feathers, toenails when eating lobster or crab, or clams, oysters, mussels

 

[RUNuts]

Why oh why did I wait so long to buy this reptile thing!??

Oh, can I answer this one??? <evil laugh> I know! I know! <cue the music>

NO F'in WAY!
You don't ingest beaks, bones, feathers, toenails when eating lobster or crab, or clams, oysters, mussels

If you do it right, you do. Pinch it, suck it, eat it!

 

[RUNuts]

You win!!! nuttier than an outhouse bat!

I heard it as, "nuttier than squirrel turds."

 

[Mysimplewyominglife]

I can top it all! I went la-laaing skipping through the dark after shutting my ducks up, heading back to the porch. I leapt through the air, and smashed my knee into the sharp edge of a metal cage I had been breaking a broody in! I ended up with an inch long gash in my knee, so deep it needed stitches. I didn't get them of course. Then, over a month or more later after the wound had healed up into a nice inch long purple scar, I went running through the dark AGAIN after shutting the ducks up, this time headed to shut the chickens up. I leapt through the air, and hooked my SAME knee on another wire cage that this time had chicks in it, and did a flip in the air and landed in the wet grass on my back, in horrid pain and breathless! I gashed the same in knee in the same place, bursting open the same scar and had dark, almost black blood running down my leg.

God this sounds like something my accident prone mother would do. Well short of standing on a folding chair one year to put Xmas lights up on the outside of our trailer guess what happened lmao.

 

[Mysimplewyominglife]

Oh, can I answer this one??? <evil laugh> I know! I know! <cue the music>



If you do it right, you do. Pinch it, suck it, eat it!

God that sounds so wrongexcuse me while I try to use sanitizer on my brain

 

[RUNuts]

Why???

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Why???

quit being gross just to laugh at them weak stomached people Nuts!!!

 

[RUNuts]

Welcome to New Orleans!

Them there are da instructions.

 

[Dawnclucks22]

I have never incubated anything other than a cold. I love it!

You and me both, sister.