➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

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PirateGirl said:
Once I genuinely got a black eye falling down the stairs! I know, nothing to brag about, but it was icy, I hit my head on the railing on the way down, I doubt anyone believed my story even though it was the truth.
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HAHA talk about the er not believeing you.... listen to this one this is a doozy.... when i was 9 the old family dog was chewing on one of my matchbox cars right, bent the side of the frame in on the tire and the tire would no longer turn SOOO smart me (mind you my best friend was there and just got done sharping his jack knife on a sharping stone and he was really good at it so it was mad sharp) well i was like hey buddy lemme use ur jackknife for a sec (not thinking he gave it to me) so i went to town trtying to bend the frame out and im right handed so knife in right hand car in left i go to work on it about 45 seconds later my buddy goes HEY btw be carefull i just got done sharping that no more then he got the word DONE out his mouth before the word sharping the knife slipped off car and (right now open ur left hand flat palm upsee the crease were ur thumb meets ur palm go from there 13 centimeters straight down ur wrist) thats how i sliced my hand it filet open and mind you the knife was so sharp i didnt bleed it just split open maybe half in gap right in the fatty part of ur thumb. I didnt bled until 15 mins later when i got to the hospital. anywho when i got to the hospital and they asked me how it happened i told them that story they looked at me and then the nurse and doctor left the room the doctor said sumpin to the nurse and she ran to a phone, 10 mins later 2 doods showed up in white, they was trying to send me to the looney bin cause they thought i tried to slit my wrists and kill myself....... let me tell you that one took some fighting to get me to not go there :lau:lau
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overall over the years i have 15 different scars on my left hand from knives my wiife doesnt let me play with them anymore :lau:lau i dont blame her
 
Vortex81 said:
i got you beat whhen i was working on a dairy farm wwhen i was 18 (1500 cow dairy milking 800 at the time in a double 24 parlor} and i was bring a group of cows down to the pit right, well they wouldnt all go in and there were bleeping me right off so i went to give one the boot (on a downward ramp) completly biffed the cow and the force from my kick made my other foot slip out from underneath me and it was like the old looney tunes (mind you i was pushing like 250 pounds at the time also) i went completly horizontal and the first thing to hit the crap covered concrete floor was the back of my head, knocked me out cold for a min i had to get up finish pushing tthe cows in close the gate and then make my way to the parlor were we called for help. Ended up getting 13 stiches wass off of work 1 day... thats right 1 day and then i was back at it.... ahhh the memories of being young.....

PS im at page 75 so far im a slow reader lmao
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Your lucky the cow did step on you or poop on your face.
 
KikisGirls said:
What about your other ducks?
Who is going to tell them :th

I vote for Nutty to tell them!
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Well I had this crazy thought that since my duck has been trying really hard to go broody and I keep taking her eggs and making her angry that maybe I can give her the ducklings :confused: but I don't know if it works that way?
 
PirateGirl said:
Well I had this crazy thought that since my duck has been trying really hard to go broody and I keep taking her eggs and making her angry that maybe I can give her the ducklings :confused: but I don't know if it works that way?
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:pop are you sneaking them in tonight?
 

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