➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

I don't even know what to say to this.

I literally had to sit down.

 

[jwyles]

My grandma gave me a pair of heart shaped earrings on Valentine's day and told me to put them on for my husband when he got home, but nothing else. She also said to wrap myself in saran wrap and have him remove it with his teeth. SHE WAS DEAD CATHOLIC SERIOUS.

I would've died! Granny got game!

 

[PollyGirl21]

Kiki, how are the balluties now?

 

[Conan]

I swallow them whole.

Ugh... Those huge ones? Disgusting. I do like the little ones, but those big slimy things can go to the gulls.

 

[Kiki]

Kiki, how are the balluties now?

The exact same as this morning.
Slow.

 

[Kiki]

Kiki, how are the balluties now?

Give me 45 mins. I'll show you.


I gotta finish "cooking"...it's that time.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Woo finally caught up! And now I have to leave again! My sister-in-law has been incubating the first milk drinker in our family for the last 37 weeks. She's getting candled at 2:30 today, so I'm going with her (last sonogram showed baby Riley was breech). We're hoping she won't need an assisted hatch in the next couple of weeks.

Thoughts and prayers her way, we just went through about 37 hours of labor, it was no fun!!!

 

[Conan]

<sigh> I did. My uncle told me to, and I adored him. He was teaching me to deer hunt. It's another looong Blooie story!

I think you should write a book of musings and short stories. I'd read it.

 

[PirateGirl]

I was worried when you didn't mention her yesterday.

I realized that this morning, in the post that's lost in cyber space. I got up at 3:00am to go mountain climbing, not because I was having animal health problems. I am a little bit crazy in that regard and then excited by the fact that your eggs pipped while I was gone and trying to catch up and see if they made any progress while I slept for many many hours. Yes, Sunshine is quite well, relatively speaking. She has been tripping/stumbling a lot, but her energy level and appetite are back to normal for a 13 year old dog. I will still send you the supplement list the vet recommended... I'm going to work on hunting them all down after work today. I may have to order from Amazon or something.

 

[Tesumph]

My grandma gave me a pair of heart shaped earrings on Valentine's day and told me to put them on for my husband when he got home, but nothing else. She also said to wrap myself in saran wrap and have him remove it with his teeth. SHE WAS DEAD CATHOLIC SERIOUS.

I lost it at this. I can’t even explain to my husband why I’m hysterically laughing.

I wish I could tell some of my cow rancher in-law stories. I don’t think they’re BYC safe lmao.