➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

@CSAchook might remember...shoot she might be one of the posters.
Dang it I can't remember.

 

[biophiliac]

I forgot to tell them not to walk in the street...
a few minutes later they all flew up toward the roof, hope they are re-grouping...

 

[Kiki]

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I forgot to tell them not to walk in the street...
a few minutes later they all flew up toward the roof, hope they are re-grouping...

The dummies!
They are going to get run over.
Help them!
Shoot.

 

[CSAchook]

@CSAchook might remember...shoot she might be one of the posters.
Dang it I can't remember.

I think it was Pirate Girl...and maybe @FlyingNunFarm ?

 

[debid]

Can you think of any of the words used?

Salted duck eggs?

 

[Tesumph]

Was it around post #3881?

 

[Kiki]

Salted duck eggs?

LOL!

I'm looking for the ads The Man posted about me.

 

[biophiliac]

Can you think of any of the words used?

I am blah, blah, blah, blah..
you are blah, blah, ...came to buy balut?
it was hilarious but I have a terrible memory!

The dummies!
They are going to get run over.
Help them!
Shoot.

Pigeons are very rarely hit by cars.
I still don't want them in the street attracting attention. They look like your flock!

 

[Glitterchicks]

Store Adventure.
I take a deep breath...get our of the car and hit record on my phone (which was in my hand) and walk up to the store.

I grab a cart (they are stored out front) to pretend I am going to shop.
As I am about to walk into the store I recognize a man taking a break out front.
I walk up to him and:

Me: Excuse me.
Him: Stays looking at his phone.
Me: Excuse me a little louder.
Him: Just stares at me.

Me: Hi! Can I ask you a question
Him: Nods yes.
Me: I bought some eggs the other day for a taste test and when I cracked (I fibbed a little) the egg open I was surprised.
Him: Laughs out loud and says Balut? I think he was asking me a question but am not sure.
Me: I am looking for normal duck eggs...ones that don't have babies inside.
Him: Yes yes.
Me: (WHAT?)
Me: Do you sell normal duck eggs?
Him: Giggling..yes yes..in the plastic.
Me: Ok..thanks.

I should have left it at that but something snapped and I remembered I was suppose to be asking questions.

Me: Do you eat those Balut eggs?
Him: Yes! Well I don't eat the baby I just drink the juice.
Me: How long have those eggs...that I bought the other day from your counter top inside...how long have they been developing?
Him: I don't know...they are fresh we get new ones in each week.
Me: So you mean they are ready to cook now? I don't need to wait a few days to cook them first?
Him: No no they are fresh.

Me: I am so nervous I have no clue what to say next so I say thank you and walk in.

Then this happens:
I walk straight to the counter to look at the ducks eggs again and grab my phone to stop the filming of the convo to take a picture.

I'm not done with this story.

I just found this though!





he just drinks the juice though

 

[Tesumph]

I just found this though!





he just drinks the juice though

LOL.
No no, I don’t eat them, I just drink their yummy baby body juices.