That's hilarious. I've kind of got one too... well it's more like a big fear and maybe possibility. Would definitely be mortifying for sure!!!
My husband and I fish a lot and I don't mean "fancy bass boat and expensive equipment" fishing I mean Tom Sawyer/ huckleberry Finn type stuff. Manually load and unload the aluminum boat and troll or paddle, so as you can imagine these typically pretty remote areas are usually regulated by the gov & managed by wildlife & fisheries. So Im always terrified that they've caught me on trail cam or something bc we just usually pull up to the bank, I hop out, pop a squat and back in the boat I jump. I'm not discrete bc we're out in bfe. I try to be more cautious now and look around since the possibility has occurred to me but I used to never even think about it. Anyway, could you imagine?

(Btw I'm not even sure if wlf uses trail cams but I just fear they do and somewhere there's a pic of my naked butt popping a squat somewhere!)