➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Excuse me? I have a real sword to go with my antique suit of armor for Re-enactment Wednesdays!

Nah, I’m just not a fan of late night comedy segments in general. I don’t find comedians funny and the Ginger seriously hates it. I am a comedy snob.

No comedians? None at all? Not even Dave Chappelle? Louis CK???

 

[casportpony]

I set the bar much lower... but I feel like this is something I could master. Watch the whole thing. Amazing!

 

[Conan]

Well so far the houses have been biiiiiiig busts. All need a ton of work and the prices they want for it don’t allow for that.

Lame! What is the market like down there right now? Is it crazy high? It sure is insanely high here right now...

 

[Tesumph]

Butthole. Trying to put this all on me, eh?
Is it wrong that I just got the urge to pop a signature on and tell you I finished it?
I've also considered commissioning @KikisGirls to finish it for me.

Listen Conan, my motivation levels are in the negative. You are my only hope at this point.

And I’m still waiting to see Kiki’s doorknob..

 

[Tesumph]

No comedians? None at all? Not even Dave Chappelle? Louis CK???

Honestly I don’t seek them out, so I couldn’t tell you if I actually like one or not. I can tell you that I was raised in a household that watched “family friendly” stand-up constantly and I grew to detest it at a very young age.
Now I have a husband who watches more adult comedians, and I don’t hate ALL of it, but I still would rather be watching/listening to 100 different other things.

I really hate the concept of sitting down to be told jokes for 2 hours. Not to sound pretentious but I prefer my comedy dry.

 

[Pugsabi]

I just bought a bag of laffy Taffy. No one's gonna out lame my jokes tonight!

What has a neck, no head and wears a cap?


A bottle.

How do social turtles communicate?


Snappy-chat.

 

[Conan]

Listen Conan, my motivation levels are in the negative. You are my only hope at this point.

And I’m still waiting to see Kiki’s doorknob..

I think you should draw the spider bite that could've been... I'd pay for a sketch of that. I'd mount it in my guest room.

 

[Conan]

Honestly I don’t seek them out, so I couldn’t tell you if I actually like one or not. I can tell you that I was raised in a household that watched “family friendly” stand-up constantly and I grew to detest it at a very young age.
Now I have a husband who watches more adult comedians, and I don’t hate ALL of it, but I still would rather be watching/listening to 100 different other things.

I really hate the concept of sitting down to be told jokes for 2 hours. Not to sound pretentious but I prefer my comedy dry.

I honestly can't really watch stand up. I agree with you on that EXCEPT for Louis C.K. and Dave Chappelle. The Chappelle show was the most amazing thing ever. The first episode blew my mind. Those two dudes are the only two that can consistently crack me up in a stand up set.
Are you a Brit Babe? That Monty Python style humor?
At least tell me you love Dumb and Dumber... or I shall never paint again!

 

[Conan]

I just bought a bag of laffy Taffy. No one's gonna out lame my jokes tonight!

What has a neck, no head and wears a cap?


A bottle.

How do social turtles communicate?


Snappy-chat.

Oh, man... Laffy taffy! Its been so long. I could go for some laffy taffy.

 

[Glitterchicks]

It's actually 103°f right now... Google is wrong. I'm going to die.