➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Ursuline Chick]

OMG! You guys are slaying me today. I love how the conversation is flowing seamlessly from hermaphrodites to fried chicken & back. I've almost showered my computer in coffee a couple times.

Oh & @Pugsabi you are on a roll! You're killing me!!!

@Pugsabi always comes up with some really good ones.

 

[room onthebroom]

You seriously make me laugh so much! But honestly, I had a pet skunk. I bought it (descented) at a pet store Iowa - although it still pretended it could spray. I lived in an apartment complex and used to walk it. Bad idea. Someone called the DNR and said (I’d imagine somegyng like this) “that crazy bitch in apartment 3 has a damn skunk that scares the shit out of everyone and it tries to spray us if we walk by”
Sooooo the DNR shows up at my door. I’m 19 and have zero logic in my mind at the time. He tells me according to code whatever whatever- one xannotbown an animal native to Wisconsin without the proper licensing and area to keep said rodent. He said she had to confiscate Cartier (named after expensive perfum) and that the little guy would be euthanized. I burst into tears holding the little skunk pleading with the big bad DNR agent to leave and see if there’s any other options for me. He stared blankly like I was an extreme case of cognitively challenged at a whole new level and told me he fought a- highly- that the skunk would be spared. He leaves anyway and tells me he’ll return in a few days. Sure enough- two days later he’s at the door. I smile and walk him to the cage that housed my roommates 8’ snake. That snake had two large bulges in its belly (not the way I planned it). I made a sad face and told him the snake got out and was hungry and swallowed the skunk whole. He asked about the second bump in the snake. Of course I didn’t tell him it was the second frozen rat I had fed that nasty snake yesterday. I just shrugged and said- idunno. What could he do? Ask the snake? Needless to say, Cartier lived out the rest of his life happily in witness protection where no one could find him. On a farm with room to roam of course. That agent knew- I see this in hindsight- that if he left and came back- that pet skunk would be gone. Pretty cool guy in my book. That’s all. Carry on. Thought you’d like that story

 

[room onthebroom]

I know this topic way so yesterday, but crushed rice crispies make a great coating for baked chicken.

 

[Pugsabi]

I know this topic way so yesterday, but crushed rice crispies make a great coating for baked chicken.

The cereal or the dessert? After the donut hamburger, I can't trust food anymore!

 

[Pugsabi]

OMG! You guys are slaying me today. I love how the conversation is flowing seamlessly from hermaphrodites to fried chicken & back. I've almost showered my computer in coffee a couple times.

Oh & @Pugsabi you are on a roll! You're killing me!!!

@Pugsabi always comes up with some really good ones.

Aww I'm just glad y'all get my jokes without me there to jab you in the side with a pointy elbow and waggle my eyebrows at you.

 

[Kiki]

The cereal or the dessert? After the donut hamburger, I can't trust food anymore!

There is a desert called rice crispies?


Oh..wait..are you meaning the one with marshmallows?

 

[Pugsabi]

There is a desert called rice crispies?


Oh..wait..are you meaning the one with marshmallows?

 

[Kiki]

 

[jwyles]

My girls did a baking camp today and this is what they came home with! 1 dz vanilla & 1 dz caramel!

Weren't we talking about putting fat on the a$$ just last night??? Lord please give me restraint!

 

[Kiki]

My girls did a baking camp today and this is what they came home with! 1 dz vanilla & 1 dz caramel!View attachment 1491270 Weren't we talking about putting fat on the a$$ just last night??? Lord please give me restraint!

I want this one:

No white stuff though...
I think I almost got sick the other day when I ate two cup cakes for real.