➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Yeah, but with those plots you don't even need to squint to see through them.

Hah! Pug for the win!

 

[Conan]

My chickens get it regularly too.

I sprinkle it on my duck's food for the extra niacin. I don't usually give it to my chickens but they always like to steal from the duck food bins before I bring them down to duck valley.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yeah, but with those plots you don't even need to squint to see through them.

I don't like squinting, it hurts my eyes.

 

[BantyChooks]

@CSAchook I was tempted to make "Team Free Will" an option in the new poll but I figured the masses would be unappreciative of its reference.

 

[RUNuts]

So does anyone else do this?
Crazy Lady finds a "good" movie that "I will like". Sets it up. Watch the intro. Get 3 minutes, maybe 10 minutes into the movie. Then I turn and tell her not only the plot, but the ending and who done it. Ask her to confirm. Yep, I'm right. Never seen the show before.

 

[CSAchook]

@CSAchook I was tempted to make "Team Free Will" an option in the new poll but I figured the masses would be unappreciative of its reference.

It is true, the philistines.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Jake made 110 pounds, full grown, live weight. Big, even for a male. They are TALL dogs. Tristan is just below 50 pounds but will put her paws on my shoulders and be eye to eye and I'm 6'. Black boy is heavier and taller than both of us and only got to 75 pounds. Goofy as can be. The breed has a reputation of goofy males and conniving females (read bitch in more than one way). The males will steal puppies to play with.

Extremely intelligent. As such, they will play you.

One story had the Lady of the house walking by the kitchen window and saw her Borzoi on TOP of the fridge trying to get the puppy treats. All 4 paws. Flat footed on the frig.

Jake stole a rotisserie chicken off the counter and only left a greasy spot on the kitchen floor. He was guilty, so we went to find what he did. Yep, the whole bird.

Another story had the Borzoi jumping over the couch. Long ways. The Whippets went around. He went over.

Also been known to take out ceiling fans. Hey, it was moving and looked tasty.

I wonder why there is such a big size difference?

And wow they sound like real characters lol my dog is too and I swear sometimes he pretends to be incapable of doing things lol

 

[RUNuts]

It is true, the philistines.

I prefer to be called a heathen.

 

[BantyChooks]

So does anyone else do this?
Crazy Lady finds a "good" movie that "I will like". Sets it up. Watch the intro. Get 3 minutes, maybe 10 minutes into the movie. Then I turn and tell her not only the plot, but the ending and who done it. Ask her to confirm. Yep, I'm right. Never seen the show before.

Not out loud.

 

[Conan]

So does anyone else do this?
Crazy Lady finds a "good" movie that "I will like". Sets it up. Watch the intro. Get 3 minutes, maybe 10 minutes into the movie. Then I turn and tell her not only the plot, but the ending and who done it. Ask her to confirm. Yep, I'm right. Never seen the show before.

I can usually tell the plot and twist from a trailer. I hate that everything is so freaking predictable!