➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[RUNuts]

How in the world does a three year old get syphilis?

Is this a bad joke? Ok, how? Child abuse?

If it was from birth, it should have been diagnosed 3 years earlier.

 

[BantyChooks]

I have The call of Cthulu and other weird stories. Nice light reading for us monsters.

Weirdo.

 

[Conan]

Not to the same degree but they are brachycephalic. Just different extremes of the same condition have been used to develop the ideal head shape for each breed.

This snout here is about as long as I go. The picture of good health.

 

[sdm111]

 

[Tesumph]

Who needs love when the light of wining can warm your heart?


As we say down south, Well bless your heart! (Translation for you northerners, you're wrong and possibly an idiot)

The light of winning doesn’t give back massages.. or any massages!

I can’t top a “bless your heart,” you got me there.

 

[Kiki]

I have The call of Cthulhu and other weird stories. Nice light reading for us monsters.

I am not a witch monster.

 

[BantyChooks]

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Dumb question, but do you breed for specific varieties or just take whatever colours you get?

 

[Tesumph]

Sorry pups.
Mesocephalic > Dolichocephalic > Brachycephalic.

Kissable snoots, sure, but the lifelong respiratory issues are a dealbreaker.

 

[Kiki]

Is this a bad joke? Ok, how? Child abuse?

If it was from birth, it should have been diagnosed 3 years earlier.

I googled that monster writer...said he got it at three or something. That's why he was nuts.

 

[Kiki]

Sorry pups.
Mesocephalic > Dolichocephalic > Brachycephalic.

Kissable snoots, sure, but the lifelong respiratory issues are a dealbreaker.

Woah woah woah. I have never had a breathing problem doggie.