➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Tesumph]

Yes, I wave at everyone.
I smile at everyone too. Makes them wonder what I'm up to.

I also stand in the elevator with my back to the door and make conversation with anyone that will look my way.

Work in a 2 story building. I'll ask what floor they want when they get in.
Had more than one person look at the buttons confused. When did they put a 3rd level on? Yes, most everyone knows and talks to me.

Try this tomorrow.
How are you?, they ask.
Fuzzy, I answer. Smile and keep on walking.

How to get an employee drug test 101.

 

[Tesumph]

Is it that dangerous? I thought Houston and Austin were nice?

It is “nice,” whatever that means. Depends where you are.

 

[Tesumph]

Guess who made a 104 on her first Neo exam today! I seriously doubt I keep up that pace but I'll take it and celebrate it today! I love starting


This is hilarious!

WOOP! Congrats, that is definitely celebration worthy.

 

[RUNuts]

How to get an employee drug test 101.

They keep assuring me that it is totally random.

Anyway, I pass without studying.

One job I worked, I got randomed 12 months in a row. Either someone was out to get me or they wanted someone they knew would pass. Even the lab techs thought it was funny.

Another true story. Walked into the infirmary & Dr. Looney greeted me. Yes, I laughed & yes, that was his real name.

 

[Conan]

Yeah, you would be one to wave at everyone, including men in vans.

I didn't wave at him, I got in his van. There's a difference, Banty.

 

[BantyChooks]

I didn't wave at him, I got in his van. There's a difference, Banty.

And you didn't wave when you (amazingly) got out of said van? Right.

 

[Conan]

And you didn't wave when you (amazingly) got out of said van? Right.

You know... I don't recall. I think the van was a time machine.

 

[BantyChooks]

You know... I don't recall. I think the van was a time machine.

It was the drugs, dear.

 

[Conan]

It was the drugs, dear.

I certainly have NO idea what you are referring to. None. Whatsoever. Time machine.... or maybe it was the drugs.

 

[BantyChooks]

I certainly have NO idea what you are referring to. None. Whatsoever. Time machine.... or maybe it was the drugs.

Either the Doctor's gone hippie or it was indeed drugs.