➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Where is our professional furniture/decorator person... @Glitterchicks get your butt back here and set the morons straight.

 

[Kiki]

You're right, those are not Coffee Tables. Those are technically Sofa Tables.
Kikis has two sofa tables!
https://www.furniture.com/tips-and-trends/difference-between-coffee-table-and-sofa-table

Finally you admit I don't have a coffee table.

 

[Kiki]

It's a really sweet ride. Fight me.
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This is @Wickedchicken6 car.

 

[BantyChooks]

This is @Wickedchicken6 car.

Yes, she would like it, because she isn't a blockhead!

 

[Cyprus]

Finally you admit I don't have a coffee table.

No, I am certain you have a coffee table. I saw it.

 

[Kiki]

I can't help but crack up when I notice the poll changes.

 

[RUNuts]

So if one doesn't drink coffee, can one still call one's furniture whatever one wants?

 

[Kiki]

So if one doesn't drink coffee, can one still call one's furniture whatever one wants?

I don't have a coffee table.

 

[Kiki]

Yes, she would like it, because she isn't a blockhead!

I am not a Minecraft dude.

 

[Conan]

Prove it!

Can we get a picture or video?

Sure, I will get a pic tomorrow of my main machine. It's a 50 watt fiber laser. Pretty neat. I developed a line of fingerprint and photo crap on it. I mostly do that on them.