➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Why were you scared of a hawk?

I'm scared of rats, hello!

 

[BantyChooks]

I was worried it might get me.

You are a silly. Hawks are little bitty things, they can't hurt you, and if they tried, you could just wring its neck.

 

[Kiki]

I think she is just mad cause our easement is on her property and probably thought no one would ever buy the 10 acres behind her. But now that we have built our range she keeps calling the cops and getting others to complain. Shes lucky we didnt subdivide, build 4 homes and have 20 cars a day pass her house, we are there 1 or 2 days a week for 1 to 2 hours, thats it.

She doesn't like the noise? Or y'all driving in?

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm scared of rats, hello!

Well, yeah, but enough people seem to have a phobia of them for some reason that I figured you were at least in good company... but hawks??

 

[Kiki]

You are a silly. Hawks are little bitty things, they can't hurt you, and if they tried, you could just wring its neck.

Yeah right. I can't even karate chop a quail.

 

[BantyChooks]

Is there anything that's not a quail or a dog that you aren't scared of??

 

[Kiki]

I guess I imagine a hawk ripping my head up like it does chickens and ducks.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yeah right. I can't even karate chop a quail.

Well, the quail aren't trying to rip your eyes out, either. I mean, not that I think a hawk would.

 

[Kiki]

Is there anything that's not a quail or a dog that you aren't scared of??

Um...no I'm scared of a lot of things now that you force me to think about it.

 

[BantyChooks]

I guess I imagine a hawk ripping my head up like it dies chickens and ducks.

Only if you sat there on the ground without moving for 15 minutes, or had a weak enough spine that a hawk could break it by diving at you.