➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

Nahhhh it’s all good! Lol I’m pretty OCD so I’m used to weird lol and that’s not even that weird compared to some of the shit I do

High five, then. We should found a weirdos club or something. (Conan gets her own club composed of only insane people.)

 

[Conan]

No jail record? I'll believe it when I see it! I never claimed to be normal either, but really, girl, you make me look white-picket-fence average.

Better believe it. Clean as a whistle, on paper.

 

[BantyChooks]

Better believe it. Clean as a whistle, on paper.

Riiight. And what if I remove all that white-out on said paper?

 

[Conan]

High five, then. We should found a weirdos club or something. (Conan gets her own club composed of only insane people.)

My club will be the best club. Your club will be full of people who wash their hands too much. Or not...

 

[Conan]

Riiight. And what if I remove all that white-out on said paper?

Well, there isn't any so I guess you could add some, then peel it off?

 

[BantyChooks]

My club will be the best club. Your club will be full of people who wash their hands too much. Or not...

Your club will be either dead or walking around in stripper gear.

 

[Conan]

Your club will be either dead or walking around in stripper gear.

Your point?

 

[BantyChooks]

Your point?

It's not cooler! That's my point.

 

[Conan]

It's not cooler! That's my point.

Um, stripper zombies are much cooler than people who wash their hands (or don't).

 

[BantyChooks]

Um, stripper zombies are much cooler than people who wash their hands (or don't).

Yes, but stripper zombies will also kill you, while people with muddy hands probably won't.