➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

The only two words that dummy knows are:
Chicken and meat stick.
Boy he comes quick if I say one of those.

 

[Conan]

He doesn't have a brain...he doesn't know any better.

The simpler the dog, the better. The smart ones are the turds. Always being clever and getting into trouble. Brainless, for the win!

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

Oh his expression says it all!

He is so dumb. I think he wants to sleep in her bed tonight.
I think he needs extra neck scratches too.

He sleeps in my bed every night lol.He’s gotten lots of neck scratches the past couple of days. Last night I took off his collar and he about lost his mind, he’s always had bad anxiety about it. He kept putting his head in it after I took it off. I promised him several times over that I wasn’t getting rid of him.

 

[Conan]

The only two words that dummy knows are:
Chicken and meat stick.
Boy he comes quick if I say one of those.

I'll bet he does. How old is he?

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

I have 15 mg Meloxicam tablets. Tons of them. I give them to my piggy for her back leg. She weighs about 350 pounds so I'll bet half a dose would work for your boy! I'd be happy to send you some if you like.

You guys are so kind. I have previcox for now, and he’s been getting cold compresses on his neck. He finally was sleeping for an hour and I couldn’t move since he was laid on top of my legs but I wasn’t going to disturb him. He woke up, and was able to bend down a bit which is a good sign, but he still whined when he first got up. Progress will be made though. I’ll get him through this.

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

I went to look at my bottle after I posted to see just how many drops were in it but didn't pay attention to the name, but it is that.
The Faker was prescribed .1 cc a day but I didn't give it to him.
He was up and moving around the next morning like nothing happened.

We have prednisone (steriod) left over from Boomer’s recurring ear issues but Ruger can’t have a drop of it. He picks the hair off of his feet when he’s super stressed, and while I was observing the vet taking care of Boomer he told me that dogs that make themselves raw in their paws have severe reactions to steroids like prednisone. I’ll have to see if we have any pain meds left from Boomer’s eye surgery, he could have those.

 

[NanaKat]

Thank you It really sucks. I hate that he’s only 5..but that’s getting old for Mastiffs I haven’t let him out of my sight except for when I was losing it thinking that he was a goner and needed to calm down. He was giving me all the kisses earlier when he laid up against me on the couch.


He’s 36 inches at the shoulder in height, and probably 180lbs in weight. He barely fits in anything that isn’t a horse trailer. When we lived in the city, I would take him on walks and every single time I would get stopped by people who were driving by asking if he was part bear. I also had someone peek out of their window and suddenly dialed their phone, and mysteriously 10 minutes later a cop car drove down our road.

Our son has a Brazilian Fila...a type of Mastiff. They are huge independent bundles of dummy love.

 

[Kiki]

I'll bet he does. How old is he?

My Fake thing?
He just turned one.
He's hopeless.

 

[Conan]

You guys are so kind. I have previcox for now, and he’s been getting cold compresses on his neck. He finally was sleeping for an hour and I couldn’t move since he was laid on top of my legs but I wasn’t going to disturb him. He woke up, and was able to bend down a bit which is a good sign, but he still whined when he first got up. Progress will be made though. I’ll get him through this.

You just let me know, lady. I'll have them in the mail lickety split. Hope he continues to improve.

 

[Conan]

My Fake thing?
He just turned one.
He's hopeless.

One year old and what... four and half pounds?