➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

I think this week I will though because it’s supposed to be really really warm but since they’ve been out there, it’s mostly been really really cold so I didn’t want them to freeze to death lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

They don’t really go under it during the day though anyway but sometimes they do. Especially on the cold days.

 

[Kiki]

No.... am I supposed to?

Yes. Do it tomorrow.

 

[Conan]

My heart.
But I have to let you know, if you’ve ever truly loved me then you’ll kill tiny Tes before coocoo Conan.

I’m working on the self care, it’s too bad alcohol makes me sick. Sushi will do I guess.
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Well, they already deferred my application once. They wanted to see my spring semester grades which I just sent them the other day. I made all A’s so I did as much as I could I guess.

As much as I love you, NO DEAL. I called the first scissors to the neck. You can be a close second.
You should feed that starving dog that entire plate of sushi. I'm sure he needs it more than you. He's practically wasting away!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Yes. Do it tomorrow.

Wait why? I thought they were supposed to be able to go under it when they were cold like a mother? Their mother doesn’t just shut off the heat completely sometimes!! Although maybe I should turn it down a little? I have it on 4. It goes to 6. When I first had them out there I had it on 5 and they wouldn’t go under it the first few nights but then I put it down to 4 and they seem much happier and go under it every night.

 

[Tesumph]

As much as I love you, NO DEAL. I called the first scissors to the neck. You can be a close second.
You should feed that starving dog that entire plate of sushi. I'm sure he needs it more than you. He's practically wasting away!

Wasting away to a mountain! Can you believe the sushi place gave me two chopsticks? HAH.

I’ll race you to her house to kill them myself.

 

[Kiki]

Wait why? I thought they were supposed to be able to go under it when they were cold like a mother? Their mother doesn’t just shut off the heat completely sometimes!! Although maybe I should turn it down a little? I have it on 4. It goes to 6. When I first had them out there I had it on 5 and they wouldn’t go under it the first few nights but then I put it down to 4 and they seem much happier and go under it every night.

Because they are almost a month old.
Ok not quite that old.

 

[Conan]

Wasting away to a mountain! Can you believe the sushi place gave me two chopsticks? HAH.

I’ll race you to her house to kill them myself.

Must've figured you for a beast!

Wait. We have until they are old enough to eat, right?

 

[Kiki]

I can't tell them apart.

 

[Conan]

I can't tell them apart.

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You'll have to cut both their heads off at the same time with extra large shears. It's the only way.