➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

I'm remarkably good at doing morse code with my eyebrows.

A little hot marshmallow waxing will take care of that.

 

[BantyChooks]

It's a box from Amazon that delivered two covered kitty litter boxes that I used as nesting boxes in the new coop (they still refuse to use them). Anyhow, it currently has a ton of pears ripening in it, but after that, it's all ready for Banty. I'll cut air holes, and duct tape her in.

Aww, air holes. How kind.

 

[Conan]

Aww, air holes. How kind.

I'm thoughtful too. I'll add the "Wrong way, you fools!" on there and we'll be good to go.

 

[BantyChooks]

Just how many versions of Banty are there?

Enough that a shrink would need a second notebook.

probably for the best.

Although I could show you if you want

I find it hard to believe you are a technological idiot though!

I can't even figure out how to turn smart phones on.

A little hot marshmallow waxing will take care of that.

You wouldn't dare.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm thoughtful too. I'll add the "Wrong way, you fools!" on there and we'll be good to go.

 

[ShrekDawg]

It's a box from Amazon that delivered two covered kitty litter boxes that I used as nesting boxes in the new coop (they still refuse to use them). Anyhow, it currently has a ton of pears ripening in it, but after that, it's all ready for Banty. I'll cut air holes, and duct tape her in.

Seems a little small, no? That seems more like an elf sized box. But then again I guess Santa can shrink. Magic and all. Duct tape seems rather uncomfortable. Surely we can treat our captive a little better than that.

 

[Conan]

You wouldn't dare.

I think you know I would.

 

[ShrekDawg]

It's a box from Amazon that delivered two covered kitty litter boxes that I used as nesting boxes in the new coop (they still refuse to use them). Anyhow, it currently has a ton of pears ripening in it, but after that, it's all ready for Banty. I'll cut air holes, and duct tape her in.

A little hot marshmallow waxing will take care of that.

Aww, air holes. How kind.

Very considerate. Although she does plan to duct tape you in.

I'm thoughtful too. I'll add the "Wrong way, you fools!" on there and we'll be good to go.

OMG

Enough that a shrink would need a second notebook.

I can't even figure out how to turn smart phones on.


You wouldn't dare.

OMG

And wait for real!?

she’ll take the beard too. Watch.

X2. Hilarious.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I think you know I would.

And the beard.

 

[Conan]

Seems a little small, no? That seems more like an elf sized box. But then again I guess Santa can shrink. Magic and all. Duct tape seems rather uncomfortable. Surely we can treat our captive a little better than that.

This box is absurdly huge. I can easily fit in it.
No bubble wrap, no foam, no packing peanuts. Duct tape, and duct tape only.