➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Go pee now.
You might be standing still for a while.

Good idea!!!

 

[dpenning]

Well that was a bust. They don’t account for my round fat face so either it doesn’t work or it works and I need to keep my hair long and pulled back. LOL

 

[sdm111]

Dont lock your knees youll pass out. Been there done that

 

[Kiki]

View attachment 1914260 View attachment 1914261 View attachment 1914262 Well that was a bust. They don’t account for my round fat face so either it doesn’t work or it works and I need to keep my hair long and pulled back. LOL

The red one!

 

[Tesumph]

My brother had a very small wedding with minimal expense. Hubby volunteered (aka was volun-told) to be the “DJ” to impress me/my dad. At the time we weren’t even dating.. just flirty friends.

Anyway, it’s my turn to walk down the aisle and as I’m halfway, the song that was playing skipped to a totally different song and awkward confusion entailed. Everyone played it off and I wasn’t embarrassed.. felt horrible for my crush, if anything.
Then my SIL walks down the aisle and the wedding song skips forward to the middle part. More nervous laughter.

Turns out hubby’s sweaty tie kept hitting the phone that he was using to control the music and it was registering as a touch. He was mortified.
We’ve never let him live it down and he’s still very bitter.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Dont lock your knees youll pass out. Been there done that

very helpful tips everyone thank you.

My brother had a very small wedding with minimal expense. Hubby volunteered (aka was volun-told) to be the “DJ” to impress me/my dad. At the time we weren’t even dating.. just flirty friends.

Anyway, it’s my turn to walk down the aisle and as I’m halfway, the song that was playing skipped to a totally different song and awkward confusion entailed. Everyone played it off and I wasn’t embarrassed.. felt horrible for my crush, if anything.
Then my SIL walks down the aisle and the wedding song skips forward to the middle part. More nervous laughter.

Turns out hubby’s sweaty tie kept hitting the phone that he was using to control the music and it was registering as a touch. He was mortified.
We’ve never let him live it down and he’s still very bitter.

OMG

 

[dpenning]

The red one!

I'll never color my hair, just always think about a shorter style. I'm too lazy to do anything that requires maintenance tho so I typically get it cut in the spring then let it grow out again for a few years.

 

[Kiki]

My brother had a very small wedding with minimal expense. Hubby volunteered (aka was volun-told) to be the “DJ” to impress me/my dad. At the time we weren’t even dating.. just flirty friends.

Anyway, it’s my turn to walk down the aisle and as I’m halfway, the song that was playing skipped to a totally different song and awkward confusion entailed. Everyone played it off and I wasn’t embarrassed.. felt horrible for my crush, if anything.
Then my SIL walks down the aisle and the wedding song skips forward to the middle part. More nervous laughter.

Turns out hubby’s sweaty tie kept hitting the phone that he was using to control the music and it was registering as a touch. He was mortified.
We’ve never let him live it down and he’s still very bitter.

DJ Ginger Screw.
That's his new name.

 

[Kiki]

I'll never color my hair, just always think about a shorter style. I'm too lazy to do anything that requires maintenance tho so I typically get it cut in the spring then let it grow out again for a few years.

I prefer the permanent bun look myself.

 

[Kiki]

It's just too hot to wear my hair down now.