➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

It's probably with your instant pot

Watch me. I'll probably grate the cheese, because I never buy sliced cheese, but it's happening. Banty, it was a good friendship while it lasted. I'll send a bomb to the north pole via helicopter, per our agreement.

It was nice knowing you. Add plenty of shrapnel.

WAIT!
There are no presents under my tree yet.
Call the helicopter back.
Wait until January.

And glitter.

You're right. How foolish of me. I love Christmas. I'll wait. My humblest apologies for inciting panic.

What! I've waited long enough. Don't make me wait until January.

Oooh, you EVIL woman.

You're getting coal, missy.

Too bad. Only you don't get your Christmas wish. The rest of us have been very good. Especially Kiki. She got a fancy rug as an early gift.

Glitter is the herpes of the craft world... You think you got rid of it then... BAM it's back

....I think the rug disqualifies her from "good girl" status.
Hey, I've been an ANGEL. Give me what I want just this once.

I’m wheezing

 

[Conan]

I had a friend that sent me a Christmas card that had glitter in the envelope (probably two handfuls of it) so when I opened it up it went everywhere in my car

Did you send her a "friendship is OVER" card in return?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Don't forget the raw broccoli.


I sneak zucchini in my spaghetti sauce all the time an no one's ever noticed.

RAW broccoli!? EW!!!

And maybe they do notice but like it? Lol

I snuck vegan meat chunks (mushroom based) and no one said a word. They thought it was hamburger!

OMG!!

Delicious. Toss some broccoli in, and it's even more perfect.

As long as the broccoli is COOKED!!!

 

[FortCluck]

Did you send her a "friendship is OVER" card in return?

No I'm sending her payback this Christmas... I found boxes that blow glitter everywhere when you open them

 

[BantyChooks]

Trust me, she deserves heaps of glitter.

Nobody deserves glitter. Not even you. Well, maybe you.

 

[FortCluck]

RAW broccoli!? EW!!!

And maybe they do notice but like it? Lol



OMG!!



As long as the broccoli is COOKED!!!

Raw broccoli is good especially in salad

 

[ShrekDawg]

I had a friend that sent me a Christmas card that had glitter in the envelope (probably two handfuls of it) so when I opened it up it went everywhere in my car

OMG!!! How awful!! I once got a card from someone full of glitter lol but nowhere near that much and it was the big pieces thankfully lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

Nobody deserves glitter. Not even you. Well, maybe you.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Raw broccoli is good especially in salad

No way!!! Lol

 

[Conan]

RAW broccoli!? EW!!!




As long as the broccoli is COOKED!!!

Agreed. I am not a fan of raw broccoli. Roasted, sauteed, in stuff, whatever, but not raw.