➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Send her bones to Bones once you off her.

Yes! Bones, put the pink hat on her skull. She'll look lovely.

 

[BantyChooks]

Pfft. Mild discomfort while running on pavement does not equal busted. Plus. I'm more aerodynamic than you, and have decades of running under my belt... Oh, and I'll learn to throw axes. Run if you like. It won't matter.

You're short. I'll simply install a getaway zipline that's over your head. You'll sit there futilely jumping to reach it.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You guys are gonna make me choke on my food!!

 

[Conan]

You're short. I'll simply install a getaway zipline that's over your head. You'll sit there futilely jumping to reach it.

What part about throwing axes don't you understand? Suppose I could at least aim for your head in this instance.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Russia, I think.

Damn. That’s so far away!!!

Hell no I don't watch that crap.
I tried but it's too horrible for me.

Did you get past the first season? You gotta skip ahead and watch only the good doctors lol I like David Tennant and there’s another one that’s better who’s name I can’t remember now. maybe Matt something?? Watch those then tell me it’s still not good lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

What part about throwing axes don't you understand? Suppose I could at least aim for your head in this instance.

 

[BantyChooks]

What part about throwing axes don't you understand? Suppose I could at least aim for your head in this instance.

You're so short that you won't be able to hurl them far either.

 

[BantyChooks]

You're so short that you won't be able to hurl them far either.

This is you.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You're so short that you won't be able to hurl them far either.

I thought you were pretty short yourself? How will you even reach the zip line?

 

[Conan]

You're so short that you won't be able to hurl them far either.

That's it. You've earned your slow death, and it WILL be slow. In fact, I'm back to thinking you've earned the elixir of eternal life. Yes, that sounds better than an ax to the gut, doesn't it?