➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[FortCluck]

Again leave for 5 minutes and there's pages and pages

 

[Conan]

Gee everyone's so violent. Is it the Christmas season?

You're not feeling stabby? What if I threatened one of your perfect roosters?

 

[Kiki]

Tessie will lure Santa in. Make her feel safe. Ask to see the chinchilla. Start talking chicken and ducks with her. Then Conan will sneak in for the kill.

And Batty won't see it coming.

 

[FortCluck]

I can't keep up

 

[Kiki]

Gee everyone's so violent. Is it the Christmas season?

Everyone dies.

 

[Kiki]

I can't keep up

Speed read.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

You're not feeling stabby? What if I threatened one of your perfect roosters?

That would be your last threat?

 

[Conan]

And Batty won't see it coming.

It's the best way. We all win. Tessie can keep Milo as a consolation prize.

 

[Conan]

That would be your last threat?

See??? Stabbiness lives in you after all! I'll take that one that naps when you bathe him. Not to kill, though. Just because I want a lap rooster.

 

[Conan]

Everyone dies.

The perfect ending to Christmas.