➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

I'm thinking more like this.

Um, let's go for more subtle.

 

[Tesumph]

I hope the apples are as sweet as you!

(I'm not sure if this is appetizing or not.)

Shucks. But I’m sure I’d make a terrible pie. Bitter, maybe a little tasteless.
feed me to my enemies!

 

[RUNuts]

Really, Bones... does it matter if we are running bodies through the wood chipper?

I'm concerned with disease spread. Chippers aren't sanitary and awfully hard to clean. Whether or not you freeze the victims. Ice dulls the blades quicker. Bleach is hard on the metal.

Not a fan. Spreads DNA everywhere.

 

[Conan]

Um, let's go for more subtle.

Bodies in the wood chipper and subtle don't really belong in the same sentence.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm concerned with disease spread. Chippers aren't sanitary and awfully hard to clean. Whether or not you freeze the victims. Ice dulls the blades quicker. Bleach is hard on the metal.

Not a fan. Spreads DNA everywhere.

Well, the people going through the chippers kind of aren't alive enough to contract diseases, so...

 

[RUNuts]

Well, the people going through the chippers kind of aren't alive enough to contract diseases, so...

But they can breed them!

Bacteria and all that nastiness. Gobbling everyone up and adding to general bacteria.

 

[RUNuts]

Shucks. But I’m sure I’d make a terrible pie. Bitter, maybe a little tasteless.
feed me to my enemies!

If we feed you to your enemies, would they choke on you?
Shirley, you don't have any enemies?!?

Bitter and tasteless? Not possible?

I think mine would be biting and filling.

 

[CSAchook]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-dispose-of-a-dead-body-in-space-2016-4
Like this??

Yes, very much like that but using liquid nitrogen for the freezing bit.
http://www.promessa.se/about-life-death/

 

[BantyChooks]

Yes, very much like that but using liquid nitrogen for the freezing bit.
http://www.promessa.se/about-life-death/

Oooh. Awesome.

 

[CSAchook]

Also if anyone hasn't read it, "Stiff" by Mary Roach is fascinating.