⭐ Kiki's Year Long 🌶️

[electrycmonk]

There is more than one form of massage. Have you not seen the method that looks like a series of karate chops? Apparently it is Swedish massage.

Shiatsu massage is more putting pressure and holding it on certain areas.

That’s an acceptable over generalization…. I’ll let it slide.

 

[electrycmonk]

Kiki, shush.

Don’t tease me…..

 

[electrycmonk]

Very interesting topic.

Fascinating TV channel too.

 

[ColtHandorf]

I had an Airedale that learned that lesson. I kept missing goose eggs from the nest. I had a belly laugh the day I found out what was going on.

The Airedale was stealing the goose eggs. This particular time she didn't wait for the goose to get off of the nest. She walked up, stuck her nose under the goose to grab an egg. The goose grabbed her lip on the side, clamped down and twisted. Dog and goose seemingly flew away from the nest with the dog flinging the goose around and the goose hanging on for dear life. They made it a good 30' before the goose let go.

The dog learned her lesson and never bothered the goose eggs again.

What a polite dog! Mine would just rip her off the nest and eat her instead of the eggs.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A lot of people don't know their history so I thought I would throw in a little story I found about the Day we celebrate today.

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
Of course it's true. It was on the internet!

 

[muddy75]

Where’s the margaritas?

 

[ColtHandorf]

Where’s the margaritas?

Ask Obi Juan?

 

[electrycmonk]

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Ask Obi Juan?

One good pun deserves another! So I shall repeat this one here:

 

[electrycmonk]

Where’s the margaritas?

Tequila or _______? What’s everyone’s preference?

 

[Chookwagn]

Tequila or _______? What’s everyone’s preference?

Bourbon always bourbon